d18 | Name | Stats: | Notes: |
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1 |
Ram Totem - Radical Noise Poet |
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Wiry, tall-haired young man with cheap metal prosthetic leg and arm down his left side. Lost both limbs in a revolution, and now spits the controversial view of suggesting we all just accept things the way they are. Yells his muddled poetry in youth hotspots, usually getting heckled in return. |
2 |
(Unnamed character #1) |
Wealthy piano protegee turned greed-filled banker. Does charity work to soothe her conscience. |
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3 |
(Unnamed character #2) |
Ogre of a man, sells tiny metal sculptures. Deeply believes humanity is awful, and we should let aliens rule us. |
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4 |
(Unnamed character #3) |
Lovely old former teacher turned soldier for the Human Union. A font of pub-quiz knowledge. |
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5 |
Juveline Chain-Gang |
STR 15, 5HP, Hidden Lockpicks and Daggers (d6). |
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6 |
Mock Badger Academic |
STR 16, 3HP. Badger Head, Big Club (d8, 2h). |
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7 |
Wormgirls |
CHA 15, 4HP. Filthy Rags, Perfect Hair and Makeup. |
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8 |
Giant Bagman |
STR 18, 2HP. Huge Bags. |
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9 |
Rad-Rat Preacher |
CHA 15, 3HP. Tie-Dyed Suit, Glowing Rod. |
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10 |
Fox Team for Hire |
CHA 4, 6HP. Snub-Muskets (d6, 2h), Black Uniforms and Masks. |
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11 |
Bonehead (and Acoloytes) |
CHA 16, 5HP. Skull for a Head, Sharp Suit. Acolytes (1dp) have painted skull faces and less impressive suits. |
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12 |
Lighter Cats |
DEX 17, 3HP. Grapples and Ropes, Flare Gun (d6), Luxurious Moustaches. |
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13 |
Investigative Crone |
CHA 16, 2HP. Portable Tea Set, Magnifying Glass. |
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14 |
Mockodile |
STR 18, 10HP. Jaws (d10), Metal Hide (Armour 2). |
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15 |
Iron Sally Fanatics |
CHA 5, 2HP. Iron Sally Doll and Accessories. Waistcoats with Iron Sally designs. |
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16 |
Country Dogburglar |
DEX 7, 7HP. Crowbar (d6), Loot Sack, Head-Covering Sack with one eye hole. |
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17 |
Mr Ears - Mock Mammoth Bartender |
STR 18, DEX 5, CHA 18, 5hp, Massive Furry Body (Armour 3, bypassed by Fire), Wooden Tusks (d8), Threadbare Suit, Warm Fuzzy Voice. |
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18 |
Unbastiard |
3hp, Back-Scratcher (d6), Soft Clean Clothes. |
You'll read that the Unbastiards aren't here, but do not let your guard down. If the new family on your street have suspiciously spotless skin, smooth pale features, or a lackadaisical attitude to paperwork, send their name and address to this publication for investigation. |
Misc Bastion NPCs (INTO THE ODD) (WIP) (d18)
By Chris McDowall creator of INTO THE ODD
Found on his blog BASTIONLAND