Trinkets, Worthless, 5 (d100)

These trinket are garbage plain and simple. They would be termed vendor trash or junk loot in video games. They aren’t touched by stray magic or mystery as with regular trinkets, aren’t made from valuable materials and aren’t particularly useful even if they aren’t damaged.

d100 Result

1

A thimble that’s been hammered flat.

2

A thimble once used by a witch.

3

An ancient flint arrowhead.

4

A child’s wooden toy owlbear

5

A child’s wooden toy rust monster

6

The ace of tears from a deck of cards

7

A rowel ( The little wheel part) from a rusty spur

8

A holy book of a dead god. Most of it pages have been abused and blacked out, most likely by the followers of the gods that replaced the fallen deity.

9

A six-inch-tall wooden figurine of a mummy, its arms crossed over its chest.

10

A cloth bag full of calcified bat guano.

11

A cloth bag full of mummified frogs

12

A bag of 20 wooden clothespins

13

A belt pouch containing a dozen deep purple seeds of unknown origin

14

A belt pouch containing a handful of bone dice with various numbers on the sides rather than pips

15

A belt pouch filled with hard mint candies that have fused together into one large sticky, lint covered mess.

16

A bar of soap that smells of brimstone

17

A small iron basin filled with razor blades, crusted with dried blood

18

A battered tin cup.

19

A sack containing a bent iron spike, the head of a hammer, and a shard of incredibly tough stone.

20

A black silk pouch filled with spider webbing, but suspiciously absent of spiders

21

A blank copper coin

22

A small block of wood that has been rubbed so many times it has a thumb groove worn into it.

23

A blood-red fen fern root shaped like a man

24

A blue dog’s paw

25

A boar tusk with a numeral “10” engraved on it

26

A bone stylus tipped with a long claw.

27

A boot of incredibly durable and flexible leather shaped for a creature with velociraptor-like claws.

28

A clear glass bottle of a shiny, sand-like substance

29

A branding iron with an unknown symbol on it

30

A brass listening horn that makes the person using it go deaf while it’s in their ear.

31

A heavily tarnished brass teapot

32

A broken sword hilt with strange runes on the remains of the blade

33

A broken spyglass with a personalized inscription engraved on the case.

34

A straw broom with complex designs carved into the handle

35

A bunch of needles stuck through a doll made of stuffed sackcloth.

36

A bunch of nondescript keys hanging from a small, overloaded ring. Some of the keys are worn and several are broken.

37

A smoked glass cameo with the profile’s face scratched away

38

A ceramic whistle on a string

39

A child’s doll made entirely of iron

40

A battered scroll tube containing a child’s crude sketch of their family.

41

A battered scroll tube containing a child’s picture of their imaginary friend

42

A clay ball with something rattling inside when shaken.

43

A clay panel with a child’s hand print pressed into it.

44

A clay whistle that makes no noise, no matter how hard it is blown.

45

A clump of blonde hair tied with fine string.

46

A coil of seven-foot long bloody rope has been used as a crude (and heavy) whip. One end of the rope is matted with blood and hair; the other ends in a thick, tight knot.

47

A pouch holding a collection of old stone arrowheads

48

A compass that always points to where you were moments ago

49

A crow’s claw

50

A crude red hood with holes for two eyeholes and a mouth.

51

A crude travel case of draughts (checkers) made of badly dented wood and peeling paint.

52

A crudely wrought birdcage. A rather drab and miserable-looking stuffed bird is perched within.

53

A curved bronze knife encrusted with dried blood that lies in a beaten copper bowl similarly covered in blood.

54

A dead fish with a human child’s face

55

A defaced brass aquilla in the shape of an eagle

56

A hand mirror which has been shattered by a single strike to the center of its glass

57

A dirty and faded black tablecloth

58

A dirty mirror so small it fits into a pocket

59

A dirty, bloodstained strip of cloth wrapped around a two-foot long wooden cudgel. The cudgel’s handle is worn, suggesting it has seen prolonged use.

60

A child’s doll shaped like a pixie

61

A dozen dried membranous wings in a clay jar

62

A dozen large dead insects skewered on long pins

63

A dried length of umbilical cord, tied into an elaborate knot

64

A dried lizard

65

A dried octopus tentacle.

66

A dried up snakeskin wrapped into a tight coil.

67

A dusty goblet that can never be cleaned

68

A fetish doll sewn from canvas and stuffed with human hair, pierced with pins

69

A few pages of horribly written poetry.

70

A finger bone from an executed man in a small wooden box.

71

A fist sized lump of stone with flecks of gold embedded in the rock.

72

A fist sized petrified egg

73

A pirate flag from a ship that was lost at sea

74

A flat wax disc with grooves carved in it

75

A flyer to a house of ill repute.

76

A glass of vinegar mixed with blood with half a frog floating in it

77

A grey headband that causes the bearer’s body to attract dust.

78

A grime encrusted bone ring

79

A half burnt candle, with wicks sticking out at both ends.

80

A glove sized for a creature half again as large as a human with seven fingers and two thumbs.

81

A gnarled pine walking staff

82

A shabby hand-crafted ale stein, “Wurldz gratest Worelord” engraved.

83

A ripped apart piece of a leather cap, “For Dad” sewn on the inside.

84

A painted metal figurine of a frost giant, missing one arm.

85

A hat made from kobold tails.

86

A hammer that bends every nail it strikes.

87

A plaid handkerchief with the initials “O.P.” stitched on one corner.

88

An oddly shaped hat designed for a two-headed being.

89

A heavy, well-worn leather strap. Some of its stitching is frayed.

90

A hefty piece of magnetic ore

91

A brass horn that, when blown through, produces no sound

92

A horseshoe so rusty it could be snapped in half with a good tug.

93

A human skull painted with occult symbols

94

A human-like skull with sharp fangs

95

A jack-in-the-box that never opens

96

A jar containing the pickled fetus of a mutated dog

97

A jar of pickled ghouls’ tongues

98

A jar of polished stones

99

A jar containing the pickled fetus of a mutated cat

100

A knife that can only cut food.