Ranch (d4)

d4 Result

1

The titan-cow has broken loose from its unbreakable chain, and needs bringing back in.

2

The titan-cow has eaten all of the ranch staff, and it sits deserted beside the sleeping beast.

3

It's a great meat-harvest this week, so the staff are making the biggest stew in history. The meat is dry and gravelly.

4

The titan-cow has laid a boulder-sized egg, and the staff are arguing whether it's too dangerous to allow it to hatch. Apparently the young are very boisterous and don't know their own strength.