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Enchantment Cakes

A series of cupcakes with cartoony frosting eyes on the top. Staring into the eyes dazes you for whatever reason. When you first look at the cakes, make a wisdom saving throw DC:16. On a fail, you are temporarily hypnotized and stare motionless at the cakes for one minute. Once you get past the hypnotic gaze of the cakes, they taste like chocolate and vanilla.

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Gibbering Ginger Snaps

A plate of ginger snap cookies named after the gibbering mouther. The cookies vibrate slightly and gibbering nonsense pours from the space around them. The incredibly annoying nature of the cookies means it takes a DC:18 wisdom save to eat them. Despite being talkative, they are in reality rather delicious. A favorite among deaf people

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Lightly Fried Aboleth Fillet

A plate of lightly fried fish fillets made from an Aboleth. Those that eat it gain the ability to speak telepathically to a range of 30 feet for one minute

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Sautéed Sky-Whale FIn

The delicious and exotic flavors of sky-whale meat are coveted the world over. However, due to their rarity, this dish has been mostly deemed frivolous. Upon consuming this dish, the eater gains the effects of Levitate for 10 minutes.

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Primordial Platter

A platter of four kinds of meat each representing a different primordial element. Floating Chicken Wings, Flaming and Spicy Pork, Herb-Covered Beef, and enchanted shrimp soup (The cooked shrimp swims around within the soup). While the platter grants no particular bonuses, it is rather popular amongst adventurers for its robust taste, variance, and novelty concept. Sharing a platter with others is a sign of friendship and respect and is considered a ritual amongst newly formed adventuring parties in some towns

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Dopplegang Doughnuts

Doughnuts glazed with a seemingly reflective frosting. After being eaten, the eater is disguised as the first humanoid they see (via disguise self) for one minute

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Jello-Tinous Cube

A cube of jello made in part from the goo of a gelatinous cube. Those that eat it become slightly transparent for one minute, and it takes a DC:15 perception check to spot someone who has eaten it while they are not moving. Comes in a range of flavors including strawberry, apricot, cherry, watermelon, abyssal flesh, and pineapple

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Pina Skullada

A pina colada served in a what is most definitely a fake skull probably. Those that drink it are immune to poison for one minute

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Paradox Burger

A burger made from the meat of a cow that had its death undone by some magical means. Some nobles favor this as they claim it adds an extra richness granted by means of magic, though a select few nobles refuse to have Paradox burgers not directly caused from either the Fate Card or Wish spell

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Loveshack Classic

A dessert invented by a group of three bards. The dessert is made of ice that has been magically flavored and served on a paper cone. The flavor can be whatever the eater desires, but cannot change once it has been served

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Sweet Little Fries

A large basket of fries coated with a special sauce that Grant advantage on deception checks for one minute

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Schrodinger’s Cloche

A plate of seemingly delicious smelling food that is covered by a metal dome. Every second the dish remains inside the dome there is a chance that the dish will be teleported to the Abyss. As long as the dish is within the dome, the dish is both there and in the abyss at the same time. You won’t know what it is or if it's there until you remove the dome. (When the dome is removed, roll a d100. From 1-50, nothing is inside. From 51-100 the dish is still there. Roll another d100 to determine what the dish is from this list. If another 12 is rolled, a cardboard box containing a friendly cat will appear inside the dome

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Faker’s Feast

A typical southern platter featuring biscuits and gravy. Those that eat it are granted advantage on sleight of hand checks that revolve around cheating at games for one hour

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Chimera Steak

A combination steak made of Lion, Goat, and Snake meat. The steak is rather spicy

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Lich Lemonade

A Glass of lemonade made from lemons that once served as the phylactery for a Lich. You have no idea how the chef managed to pull this off, but you think it best not to question it. Those that drink it gain advantage on three saving throws for that day. Remaining uses vanish upon long rest

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Blood Mary

A spin on traditional Blood Wine. Like its classic form, the drink is almost pure alcohol (Requires a DC:20 con check to not pass out and a DC:30 to not get drunk), but this time is in the form of a bloody mary. It is suggested that only creatures with resistance against alcohol or poisons drink this, though the bartender won’t stop someone who isn’t resistant from doing so

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KrakenBerger

A delectable seafood burger made of Kraken flesh that's been marinated in its ink and topped with tartar sauce, fried onions, and pickles. It smells a tad fishy, but is otherwise delicious. Not as much magic as it is rare

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Literal Lemonbread

A small tray of lemon bread that, when eaten, forces whoever has eaten them to say only the literal meaning of their words for one minute. Popular amongst couples that want to work out issues.

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Wispkey

Wisp Whiskey, also called Wispkey, is a glowing drink often served in spherical bottles. The drink makes a faint crackling sound as if electrified and delivers a small shock when it touches your lips. Those that drink it begin to glow for one hour, shedding bright light for 5 feet and dim light for another 10 feet.

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Lunch Down Under

A lunch platter that contains foods from a far off land. Comes with kangaroo and emu meat dishes as well as fairy bread. Grants advantage to performance checks for one minute

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Bone-In Pizza

Pizza with crust that's been stuffed with undead bones. For those that really like crunchy crust. It takes a strength save DC:18 to eat, but those that finish it gain poison immunity for a day

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Gelatinous Gin

More like a thick gelatin than a drink, it burns the throat a bit as it goes down. Despite this, it makes the drinker feel rather rejuvenated. Heals 1d4 hitpoints and can cure one point of exhaustion

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The Warning Shot

An alcoholic drink made of rum mixed with the tears of the last person who tried to rob the bartender. When you ask for it, you hear cries of pain in the back room.

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World's Luckiest Brandy

A brandy made from grapes grown exclusively in a field of four leaf clovers which were then distilled in a distillery made out of melted horseshoes 7 times before being aged for 7 years. Drinking it gives the drinker one reroll of a die roll that day

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Falafel

It's just plain falafel. You aren’t quite sure why its marked as a secret dish.

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The Ultimate Taco

An all-beef taco smothered in Nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato, and southwestern sauce that is then wrapped in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between that is then wrapped in a savory corn tortilla with a middle layer of Monterey Jack cheese that is then wrapped in a deep fried Gordita shell with a layer of guacamolito sauce before being wrapped in a corn husk filled with pico de Gallo that is then wrapped in a crepe filled with egg, Gruyere, merguez sausage, and portabella mushrooms. Then that is wrapped in a deep dish meat lovers pizza before being wrapped in a large blueberry pancake, deep fried, and put into a tote bag filled with spicy vegetarian chili. You have no idea what the hell the chef was thinking, but this thing is huge.

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Hexbread Melt

A type of sandwich jokingly adored by hexblade warlocks. The bread is toasted and cut into the shape of an elegant hexblade before being turned into a common grilled cheese melt with ingredients of the diner’s choice and topped with a small sword-shaped skewer and olive. Those that eat it score critical hits on a 19 or 20 for one minute (This effect can only be given once between long rests)

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Grandma's Pie

A delectable pie that comes in various flavors and reminds you of your grandma’s famous recipe. For some reason, you get the sneaking suspicion that she’s nearby

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Maid Sundae

At first, the dish seems promising. You get a delicious ice cream sundae? And you get to share it with a maid? Sweet! In reality, Maid is the name of a large and beefy Firbolg. Though don’t be confused, he does wear a maid outfit (for whatever reason). Maid flexes extensively while he shares the sundae with you. Most that partake in it describe the experience as “Strange, yet surprisingly heartfelt”

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Harpy Wine

A strange drink that seems to emanate a faint hum of musical notes. Those that drink it gain advantage on performance checks that involve singing for one minute

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Slightly Charred Pork Roast

A pork roast cooked using a small portal to the elemental plane of fire. It seems the caster underestimated the heat of the flames. Nevertheless, it still has that distinctive primordial smell and taste. Mmmmmm

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Shadowfell Scampi

Raised in a pond in the shadowfell, these jumbo shrimp are large and juicy, cooked into a nice shrimp scampi. Only one problem, they seem both freezing cold and nice and hot at the same time and its confusing you

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The Emerald

A green shimmering drink that looks almost like a melted gemstone. Usually served with a cherry on top or alongside a cherry donut. After drinking, the user gains use of the deflect missiles feat for one minute.

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Hydra Enchiladas

A large plate of five enchiladas that serve as the ‘necks’ of the hydra connected to steak that serves as the ‘body’ of the hydra and topped on the necks are five baked potatoes that serve as the ‘heads’. Each of the necks is made of a different meat, ranging from ground beef, pork, lamb, chicken, and duck. Due to its large size, eating the full thing requires a DC:20 Constitution check. Those that do have their name put on the tavern wall of fame and are given a prize of 50gp. This reward cannot be claimed twice

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The Guilt Trip

A meat platter of lamb, beef, and pork dishes that displays illusions of the animals happily playing in fields and frolicking with each other. Is a surprising (if not slightly disturbing) favorite of sadists

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Phoenix Flan

A delectable Flan that, once halfway eaten, bursts into flames and reforms as Creme Brulee

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Spider Ribs

A dish consisting of 8 ribs and a baked potato that is shaped like a spider. The dish is rich and filling, and grants the eater 30ft of climbing speed for 1 hour

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Beholder Tears

A glass of beholder tears mixed with the drinker’s preference of alcohol. The drink is rather dangerous, and comes with 10 possible effects. Roll a d10, taking on the effect of the number rolled:

1:Charmed-The drinker is charmed by the nearest being for one minute,
2:Paralyzed-The drinker is paralyzed for one minute

3:Fear-The drinker is frightened of the nearest creature for one minute,
4:Slowing-The drinker has disadvantage on dexterity checks and their speed is halved for one minute

5:Enervation-The drinker takes 4d4 nonlethal necrotic damage,
6:Telekinetic-The drinker and the nearest creature forcibly hear each other’s thoughts for one minute,
7: Sleep-The drinker falls asleep for 10 minutes

8:Petrification-The drinker is petrified for one hour

9:Disintegration-All non-metal items on the wearer are disintegrated

10:Death-The drinker passes out for 1 day

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Elven Ale

Those that drink elven ale gain advantage on saving throws against being charmed for one minute. It tastes like the daintiest of fruits. Nobody knows quite what its made of, but for seem reason elves either can’t get enough or despise it entirely.

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Unicorn Essence

A drink mixed with a small amount of ground unicorn horn and served in a normal drinking horn. The drink heals 2d4 hitpoints and tastes fruity, though a little chalky

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Illusionist’s Cocktail

A cocktail that may possibly exist. It seems very convincing, but you aren’t quite sure. When drank, the user rolls a d4. On evens, the drink was real. On odds, the drink was fake

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Turkish Delight

A dessert from a place or perhaps a man called Turkish that consists of solidified rosewater and sugar covered in powdered sugar. Nobody knows where it is or who originally made it, though its main distributor now is a female ice wizard living in a castle. Pretty place. Lots of realistic statues

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Transmuting Steak

A steak that slowly transmutes through a cycle of different meats. From plain steak to mutton chops to fish and pork chops before beginning again. Any other nonliving meat that touches the steak will follow the pattern

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Ghost Goulash

A plate of goulash that was somehow killed and turned into a ghost. Served with a spoon that is enchanted to interact with ethereal objects to allow you to eat it. Besides it’s spectral nature, it tastes rather normal. Just a tad tingly on the way down. How to make it remains a trade secret, though customers are assured that the goulash does not suffer. After eating, your body becomes slightly ethereal, causing disadvantage in attacks against you for one minute (missed attacks phase through you).

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Hydra Curry

A mixture of spices in a creamy and fiery sauce. The meat inside the curry seems to be slowly but surely multiplying. It’ll be hard to finish this dish. Comes with a side of rice

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Pegasus Wings

A plate of large chicken wings that supposedly come from a pegasus. Those that finish the plate grow two small wings on their back for one hour and gain a hover speed of 10 feet for that time

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Wood-Fired Pizza

The classic wood-cooked pizza recipe with a small twist. The wood comes from the corpse of a treant. Many call this cruel. Those people are told to shut their damn mouths. Those that eat it feel their skin toughen. For a minute after eating, the eater is given resistance to piercing and bludgeoning damage

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Giant Crab

A typical crab feast made from an untypical giant crab. Served with a comically large slice of lemon to spray onto the crab

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Fiendish Fettuccine

Made by the son of a demon prince that always wanted to be a chef. He’s promised not to cause trouble if he can practice at a local tavern. The Fettuccine keeps whispering to you about your deepest desires, but is otherwise commendable

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Elemental Margarita

An alcoholic cocktail that takes ice from the plane of water and salt from the plane of earth to create. Due to the quality of its ingredients, the drink is said to have a certain addictiveness and strength to it. That being said, it offers no real benefit other than making you look like a person of high standards

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Adrenaline Chaser

This is a small shot of clear liquid with sparkling flecks upon its surface. Upon drinking it, one finds themselves sitting upon the seat of a canoe entering the sky via waterfall, upon a hillside running from a momentous beast recently awakened and erupted from the soil, or some other perilous vision. Though this drink grants advantage to dexterity based saving throws for one hour, it is more often used for drinking contests. Great warriors will face each other down across the bar and drink until one blinks or, as is more often the case, jumps out of their skin. The drinker must make a DC 17 wisdom save or be shaken for one minute.

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Mojo Margarita

A mixture of strange liquids and voodoo magic. When drank, the drinker’s body can be seen surrounded by ephemeral animals such as butterflies and snakes. These animals can do no harm nor can they actually interact with objects, but they may crawl or cling to the one who drank the beverage. (The drinker cannot feel them)

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Whiskous Mockery

A whiskey drink enchanted with Vicious Mockery. When drank, the drinker hears an insult directed at them before coming under the effects of the spell. While it can do damage, the drink will not lower a creature below 1hp. The drink is often served to people as a prank by others or drinken during more intense drinking contests

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Giant Calamari

A plate consisting of three large pieces of calamari, each about the size of your head. The dish is made from giant octopus and is served with a homemade chili sauce

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Mystery Meat Pies

A fan favorite made with meat, dough, and various herbs that’s exported from a local combo barber shop and bakery. Nobody quite knows what kind of meat it is, but it tastes like pork

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Kraken Ink

A drink made from a mixture of Rum, Kraken Ink, and Enchanted Seawater that comes with a small squid tentacle dipped inside. The drinker rolls a d4, gaining one of the following resistances for one minute: (1: Lightning, 2:Bludgeoning, 3:Piercing, 4:Slashing)

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Totally Legal Meatloaf

A totally normal meatloaf that has absolutely nothing wrong with it and was cultivated and cooked in a totally legal way that you don’t need to know about because it was legal and moral in every way. Seriously, like so legal it's boring. So boring you don’t want or need to know. Grants 1d4 hit points when eaten, for reasons that are completely unknown but still totally legal

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The Stuff

Born from the common phrase ‘you got the stuff?’, this huge four course meal includes just about everything and can feed a table of up to 24. The first course, Breakfast; begins with Bacon, Sausage, Egg, Baked Beans, Tomatoes, Mushrooms, Corn Beef Hash, Hash Browns, Pancakes, French Toast, Bagel, Plain Toast, And two gigantic jugs of coffee and tea. The Second Course includes Fried chicken, Various cheeses to taste, Nachos, Boneless wings, Empanadas, Sushi, Quesadillas, Meatballs, Onion Rings, And a Stack Of Patty Melts. The third course include large plates of pasta, curry, naan, enchiladas, sloppy joes, fajitas, tacos, pizza, meat pies, goulash, ramen, shrimp, lobster and crab, fish, steaks, burgers, various soup and salad choices, and a mountain of fries. Finally, the final course is a range of desserts from ice cream, cakes, pastries, Tiramisu, Cheesecake, Pies, Fudges, And a collection of chocolate truffles. The dish is very pricey, though incredibly nourishing. A group of four that orders The Stuff can have it packed for them and have it serve as rations for up to one month between them.

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Blessed Bourbon

A hearty bourbon that has been blessed by a cleric. Drinking it casts bless on the user, though the effect does not stack and only lasts a minute.

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Shape Wine

An alcoholic drink enchanted with shape water that provides some small entertainment for those that order it. The shape of the wine is determined by the drinker

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Abyssal Chicken

Abyssal chickens are dark and frightening creatures made of flesh and fang that look absolutely hideous, so it comes to reason that someone decided to cook a few. Aside from the slightly off putting appearance, it tastes like a fat-rich chicken

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Sailor Soup

A large bowl of soup with a tiny ship in the center. The soup takes the appearance of an ocean during a storm, with waves large and small thrashing the boat. When the soup is gone, the spoon can be tapped twice on the bowl to summon a small rain cloud that pours more soup into the bowl. Fan favorite in harbors

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The Gilded Goblet

A drink popular amongst goblins. Served in a golden goblet, the drink has the appearance and texture of melted gold, but tastes like bourbon. The only issue is that some try to steal the cup

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Kobold Special

A plate of bones. At first this seems a tad racist, but the bones are really just a shell of bread that's been enchanted and stuffed with delicious and juicy cooked meat

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Cure Meats

A play on cured meats, this small platter of meats has minor healing capabilities. The platter comes with 1d10 meats, and each heal 1d4 hitpoints. After 3 days, the meats go bad

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Divination Danish

A cheese, raspberry, or other filling danish enchanted with divination magic. It is favored amongst wizards. The eater is granted one use of portent (this effect can only be gained once between long rests)

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Tarrasque Stew

A thick stew filled with chunks of Tarrasque meat. You have absolutely no idea what kind of maniac is out there killing Tarrasques to make stew out of, but you really must commend the top notch flavor. Both the spoon and bowl that come with it are made of Tarrasque Horn. After eating, the user gains the Tarrasque’s Reflective Carapace for one minute

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Displacer Steak

A steak made from the meat of a displacer beast. The displacement property somehow remained, and an illusion of the steak lies nearby. Has an AC of 10, and you have disadvantage to hit it every time you attempt to cut a piece off.

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Motaur Soup

A thick black substance that seemingly invigorates constructs. When eaten by a warforged or similar construct, the eater gains +2d4 temporary hit points until their next long rest. When eaten by a non-construct, the eater rolls a constitution save DC:16 and is poisoned for one day on a failure.

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The Rounder

A stew and ale combo that is for some reason rarely ordered. When eating, roll a d20. On a roll of 1, you find a copper piece inside your Stew and must pay for a round of drinks for everyone in the tavern

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The Best Chicken You've Ever Tasted

A delectable cooked chicken that has been enchanted with a modify memory spell that makes anyone who eats it forget the taste of any other chicken they’ve ever had. It's not that the chicken isn’t good in its own right, it's just that the creator didn’t like to take chances with his dish names

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Dragon Turtle Soup

A dish made of dragon turtle meat served in a creamy sauce.Perplexingly, it is served in the shell of a tortoise. The taste is something similar to a mix between beef and squid that, while weird, is oddly gratifying and has a nice aftertaste. The soup itself doesn’t grant any particular effects, though the meal is enough to keep you full (in other words without needing extra rations) for the rest of the day and tomorrow

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Wishkey

A whiskey drink said to cause minor wishes to come true. When drank, the drinker makes a wish in their head and rolls a d100. If the number rolled is lower or equal to the drinker’s level, their wish comes true. However, wishes that would cause a creature to die or in some way mess with previous events will not happen. Additionally, once Wishkey grants a wish, it can never again do so for the particular drinker.

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McMimic’s McMac

A burger that is completely decent and nothing more. The burger comes from the local chain McMimic’s. Gives you one point of exhaustion once you reach your 30s. If you are already over the age of 30, the exhaustion comes in 1d8 days

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Peter Plinkett's Every Meat Platter

A strange meat platter supposedly containing ‘every meat’. Some are strange in color or smell, while others seemingly teleport randomly around the plate. A few multiply by themselves, and more still exhibit all manner of strange effect. A lot of it tastes like chicken. When eaten, roll on the wild magic table

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Rage Rum

A rum drink that makes the drinker very slightly angry. It grants advantage on the next melee attack the drinker makes

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Nitrogin

An alcoholic drink of extreme cold. Those that drink it take 1d8 cold damage per drink. It is popular both for cold-resistant beings and drinking contests

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Name of the Rind

A collection of five fruit rinds on a plate. The orderer is given a blindfold and must identify at least three of the fruits from the taste of the rind (DC:16 investigation check for each). If this is done successfully, the reward is a round of drinks free of charge and a large banana split

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DemoDelicacy

Ever since humanoids began exploring and finding horrible monstrosities of nature, they’ve thought one thing. How would those monstrosities taste? This dish comes fresh from the mind of a fearless maniac of a chef who successfully killed and cooked a lesser demogorgon. Each ‘petal’ of the head contains cubes of demo-meat wrapped in bacon and cooked to perfection. It feels strange to eat, but is otherwise tasty. It is regarded as a rare delicacy in some towns

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Sound and Fury

A strange blue and luminous stew served in a black warrior’s helm. Thin purple smoke rises slowly from it. The stew tastes of beef, but with a strange aftertaste that leaves the tongue slightly numb. After eating it, the eater gains one use of bardic inspiration (d6). This use goes away after a long rest if unused

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Awakened Tree Fruit

A collection of various fruits from awakened trees and shrubs. They have little effect on most, but those with an intelligence less than ten gain an intelligence of 10 for an hour (this effect can only be gained once between long rests)

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Tropical Jalepeno

A large and intensely spicy jalapeno that bears an identical appearance to a pineapple. Eating it deals 1d4 fire damage

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The Plissken

A kebab and ale. The kebab consists of a numerous kinds of snake meat on a stick. It grants no inherent bonus, but it makes you feel like a badass

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Banshee Breakfast Special

A serving of ‘Banshee Bacon’, eggs cooked in the style of choice, and two pieces of toast. The bacon seems to emanate a high pitched screaming that makes it annoying to eat, however it is rather tasty

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Quasit Cocktail

A slightly bitter green drink made from the blood of a Quasit. When drank, roll a d20. On a nat one, the user polymorphs into a toad for one minute or until the toad’s hitpoints run out

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Ginasi Shots

A series of four shots that each symbolize an elemental plane. A shot of coconut rum that forms small waves in the glass to symbolize the water plane, A shot of Rye whiskey on the rocks where a small tree grows from the center to symbolize the earth plane, A flaming shot of rum to symbolize the fire plane, and a Tequila and dry ice shot to symbolize the air plane

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Dragon Spit

A mixture of various dragon’s spit combined with either brandy or rum depending on the drinker's preference. Once a creature drinks dragon spit, they roll a d6. Exhaling the number rolled in a five foot cone in front of them. Damaging breaths are DC:14 Dex saves, Effect breaths are DC:14 Con (1:2d4 Fire 5, 2:2d4 Cold 5, 3:2d4 Lightning, 4:Slowing Breath, 5:Sleeping Breath, 6: Repulsion Breath)

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The Moves

A drink popular among bards and created by a man tired of people questioning both his drink making and dancing skill. Legend has it that the man who created the drink was challenged to an incredibly rare food and dance arena showdown by his corrupt rival. When asked if he 'had the moves' the chef buckled down and created this enchanted drink. The alcoholic drink glows a faint pink and tastes like raspberries. Those that drink it gain a +5 to performance checks involving dancing for one hour

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Excaliburrito

A special burrito shaped like a sword that is incredibly choosy of who eats it. Only one is made a day, and the sword’s preferred person changes each time. Whoever can pull the burrito out of the bread of destiny gets the right to eat it. To attempt to pull out the burrito, roll a d100. If the number rolled is less than or equal to your level, you are the day’s chosen one and easily pull it out. If the chosen one of that day eats the burrito, they are unable to die for that day (Each time they die, they will be revived at one hitpoint until they take a long rest)

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'Fruit' Cup

A cup containing what, at the very least, appears to be fruit. Some pieces have bone in them. Others release a faint scream when eaten. You don’t like that the word fruit has quotation marks around it, but nevertheless, the fruit is juicy and delicious

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Possibly Stolen Poundcake

A poundcake donated from the local smugglers guild. It looks strangely like one you saw cooling on a windowsill a little while ago

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Illusory Delight

An artful array of cuisine is placed before you. Upon the plate sits a food unfamiliar, yet somehow nostalgic and reminiscent of all your favorite dishes. As you begin to partake in it, you find that each bite leaves a satisfyingly divergent aftertaste which somehow leads right into the next bite. The final bite seems to surmount all other meals, past and present. As you reel from your enlightening experience -- hey, where did the plate and utensils go? Speaking of which, just a moment ago you felt stuffed, yet now you are famished. Bartender! What was that you just ate? An illusion? I paid for a meal! The experience? I demand a refund! Wait, get back here! fisticuffs ensue

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Fey Mead

A drink smuggled from taverns in the feywild. The drink is composed of a mix of Fae tears and Sorcerer blood that is then distilled through enchanted diamonds and fermented in areas where the weave is weak. The result is an unstable magical drink. Those that drink Fae mead or have it splashed on them must roll on the wild magic table

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Purple Worm Cake

A purple cake roll with small frosting eyes on the top. The frosting is made of purple worm venom that has been neutralized. The dessert is famous amongst criminals for the rumor that it can cause immunity to poison. While this is false, the dessert can grant a short-lived resistance to it. Those that eat the cake are given advantage on saving throws against poison and resistance to poison damage for 10 minutes. The cake tastes perplexingly like a cross between vanilla and pistachio

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Minotea and Minotarts

A cup of green tea that comes with matcha cream tarts with a small maze-like pattern on them. The original creator was said to be a huge minotaur fighter who just wanted to bake. Those that eat/drink it are able to perfectly recall any path they've taken in the past 24 hours for one hour

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Mona's Elixir

A strange concoction in what appears to be glass bomb casing, except that a straw replaces the fuse. The liquid inside glows a strange and unfamiliar color. When drank, the drinker rolls a d4. For the next minute, their unarmed strikes deal an extra 2d4 damage of the damage type rolled (1:Fire, 2:Lightning, 3:Cold, 4:Acid). If the Elixir is thrown at the ground, roll a d4 for damage type (via above). The bottle explodes and every creature in a 5 foot radius of the bottle takes 4d4 damage of that type

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Message in a Bottle

A beverage that can be enchanted with the message spell that is then delivered when a creature drinks it. The drink is viewed as a popular way to hit on people, though also has shadier uses

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Runecakes

A tray of four small cakes, each with a different magic rune on it. When the runes are tapped or bitten, they begin to glow. When you fully eat a cake, roll a d10 and take on the listed effect:
1:You levitate off the ground for one minute

2: You light on illusory fire for one minute

3: Your skin cycles through the colors of the rainbow for one minute

4: You smell heavily of oranges for one minute

5: You gain a higher pitched voice for one minute

6: You are inclined to talk about the wonders of grass for one minute

7: You gain a sudden and intense fear of birds for one minute

8: You gain an urge to hug everyone nearby for one minute

9: You gain a sudden knowledge of owlbears for one minute

10: Your eyes can see magic items as if by detect magic for one minute)

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Oinky Meatballs

A dish made of meatballs and gravy. Oinky was the recently deceased and cremated pet pig of the chef. He was a good pet, but with some added cream and cognac to his ashes, he makes a much better gravy. Don’t tell John.

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Mon-Bons

Short for Monster Bon Bons, Mon Bons are a rare form of chocolate treat that have the ability to enhance or modify a creature’s body for a short time when eaten. These are sometimes sought out by adventurers for practical uses, but since what monster is represented in each Mon-Bon is entirely random, they are more often used for the game ‘Mon-Bon Mosh’. The plate served has 1d4 Mon-Bons on it. When eaten, roll a d10 to determine what effect each has on you (note that after you eat one Mon-Bon, the effects from the previous go away).

1: Minotaur-You grow a pair of horns you can use in combat for one hour. The horns deal 1d10+Str mod piercing damage and you are proficient with them during this time

2: Displacer Beast-You gain the displacer beast’s displacement ability for one hour

3: Hell Hound-You gain 3 uses of the hell hound’s fire breath ability. All uses go away after an hour

4: Hippogriff-You gain a pair of birds wings that grant a fly speed of 60 feet for one hour. If you somehow happen to have wings already (winged tieflings or other) you instead gain an extra pair of wings and your fly speed is doubled

5: Imp-You can use your action to go invisible at will for one hour. This invisibility ends if you attack or your concentration is broken

6: Mimic-You gain the ability to make yourself appear as an object at will for one hour and gain the mimic’s false appearance feature while transformed. Transforming into an object or back into your true form takes an action

7: Giant Octopus-Each Of your arms turn into a set of four tentacles that can each be used as an arm to pick up objects no heavier than 30 pounds per tentacle. In addition, you gain advantage to grapple checks. After an hour, your arms return to normal

8: Oni-You gain 1d10 hitpoints at the start of each of your turns for one hour

9: Succubus-For one hour you gain a beautiful appearance and turn into a woman (if you weren’t already one). During this hour you have advantage on persuasion checks and gain a number of uses of charm person equal to your charisma modifier and with a dc of 8+proficiency bonus+charisma modifier. Any creature charmed by you can be given commands as an action as if by the command spell

10: Air Elemental-You gain the ability to turn your body into wind for one hour. During this time, you can fit through spaces as narrow as one inch without squeezing and gain a hover speed of 60 feet