1

The Toenail: A man with the ability to summon waves of toenails to engross and gross his foe.

2

Knox: A golden wrecking ball of a man who is VERY aware of collateral damage.

3

Captain Captain: Also called the admiral, he has complete control over those with the title of Captain.

4

Gerbil King: A gerbil who has the might of many men that can call for the aid of his rodent brethren.

5

The Human Lock: A man who can make any doorway unbreachable. He now lives in a cardboard box which he can imbue with his mystical power.

6

The Unsinkable: After a failed magic experiment, he has found himself unable to sink in any liquid, instead walking on them like they were concrete.

7

Knock Knock: A powerful mutant capable of knocking out every enemy he encounters in one hit if they ask him his identity first. Adept in a martial art called "Punch-Lines".

8

The Lure: A speedster who draws in projectiles with his abilities.

9

Quantum Fist: Can punch holes into reality itself, creating portals. Possesses incredible speed, strength, and indestructibility, but only on their left hand/arm.

10

Everyman: Creates an incredibly high number of clones of himself. Nothing else is special.

11

The Blowfish: When scared, gains double size, increase strength and endurance.

12

The Doorman: Can create doors out of immovable objects.

13

Pennyman: The master of pennies.

14

Waterworks: Her tears create a torrent of water.

15

Bliss: Stimulates the pleasure centers of anyone's brain. Unable to kill anyone by over-stimulation.

16

Buggis Kranium: A mountain of a man wearing a steel helmet that covers his entire head. His main strategy is to ram into things head first, and lots of headbutting.

17

Naked Mole Lass: A blind woman that is immune to cancer, can live with minimal oxygen, doesn't feel pain and can adapt her body temperature to her environment. Her skin is a mix between an old woman leather and a ballsack.

18

Willie the Quick: He can deform his body to become a human wheel and roll at speeds up to 50 mph / 80kmh.

19

Hypercube: A sentient, telepathic, omniscient four dimensional solid block from parallel universe. Very heavy and immobile unless acted upon.

20

The Public Opinion: Gets stronger and tougher when more people are watching him. Conversely, he also gets dumber the more people watch him.

21

Beer Fist: An elaborate beer-themed power suit complete with a six-pack held in each hand that, when shaken, have a cord that can rip off all the lids for a one-time rocket-punch. They can also shoot beer lids out of a wrist-mounted launcher and have brewed alco-chemical concoctions.

22

Al Dente: Capable of jettisoning unlimited amounts of pasta from their hands.

23

Risky Clique: Subtle mind control that turns surrounding people into an entourage of daredevils and danger-seekers. Their ordinary skills are in no way augmented.

24

The Day Tripper: A life long drug enthusiast who developed the ability to induce the psychotropic effect of any drug he's ever taken on anyone he touches. Constantly search new drugs.

25

Citizen Scissors: Her powerful karate chops can cut through any material, provided both arms strike at once.

26

Googler: Within picoseconds can learn any fact about any topic as long as he is asked with relevant keywords in mind.

27

Weatherman: This cheery coffee-addict can control the weather, but only when it they announce it on the morning news that day.

28

Garbage Woman: A hardworking hero with a crude sense of humor. Has telekinetic control of bagged trash.

29

Knee-chey: This grumpy elderly man can subtly control minds, making bizarre ideas seem momentarily like common sense. While they are distracted, he knees them in the jaw.

30

The Specialist: They always have a highly specific tool to fit the situation. They wear a large bulky tactical suit, so stuffed with gadgets that no one knows their true weight, height, or even gender.

31

Beard God: A man with an animate beard that can grow to any size or shape. Villains must beware the beard also packs a powerful punch.

32

The Nu-Uh Kid: A child that, upon being bested in any way, can reverse time by a few seconds and suddenly possess some fantastical solution that completely negates the success of his foe.

33

Billy the Kid: A child who manifests powerful psychic abilities out of his beliefs that he is an old west cowboy.

34

Sergeant Goat: a humanoid goat carrying a high-powered assault rifle in each hand. He wears a camouflage army helmet with holes for his horns and has bandoleers of ammunition strapped across his furred chest.

35

Captain Antarctica: A frail little man dressed in heavy winter furs, with the power to concentrate the cold he innately emits. He is not immune or even slightly resistant to his own power.

36

The Bee-liever: A jolly man in a beekeeper's suit that carries around sacks of bees in the back of his pickup truck. He drives around patrolling and listening to the radio until he catches wind of a crime. He has no powers or special control over his bees, he just throws a sack of them at the problem and runs.

37

The Yawn: A perpetually drowsy young girl with a contagious, incapacitating yawn that is impossible to resist so long as she keeps yawning. Excessive exposure to this yawning may lead to unhinged jaws.

38

Flesh Boy- Can harden and mold his skin to form tendrils or armor.

39

Pinky- Is connected to The Pink, a massive lifeforce that allows him to travel between pink items and manipulate the color.

40

Bomb Diggity- Can create a massive explosion of gamma rays in all directions for a mile, at the cost of his skin.

41

Bismark, the Were-ship: On command, he becomes a massive WW1-era warship.

42

Captain Franchise: He can grant people random superpowers.

43

The Scalpel: They can vibrate so fast, their hands are like a high pressure hose, cutting through almost any surface. The vibration makes nearby people uneasy and potentially hallucinate.

44

Aftershock: She can summon any item previously used in any combat ever. Training not included.

45

Lineman: They can see the flow of electricity in everything from body to power line.

46

The Extinguisher: Can spray and solidify an unlimited, inflammable foam like substance.

47

Sausage Man: Can make anything into a sausage, able to grill the perfect sausage in seconds, and has control over all sausage. Tofu is his weakness. - My Roommate, walking by and reading your responses.

48

King Fling: Dresses in flashy royal attire and is able to easily control or seduce anyone with above average wealth. He is completely physically average however, except for his perfect jawline.