d8 | COLOR | COAT | BODY | SIZE | CUTENESS | OTHER |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 |
brown |
medium hair |
skinny thing |
insect?? |
14 / 10 |
Resolve: {large paws|teensy paws} |
2 |
white |
wiry |
beefcake |
breadbox |
the cutest |
Resolve: {floofy tail|curly tail} |
3 |
cream/blonde |
long hair |
pudgey buddy |
mediumish |
so pretty |
Resolve: {Droopy ears|scrunched face} |
4 |
grey |
shaggy |
ABSOLUTE UNIT |
bigish |
Oh wow! So cute |
Resolve: {senior citizen|puppy!!!} |
5 |
black |
essentially a mop |
all legs |
pony sized |
handsomest dog |
Resolve: {as smart as a stick|ANGRY DOGGO GRR!} |
6 |
red |
VERY short hair |
vestigial legs |
bear???? |
A D O R A B L E |
Resolve: {very well groomed|wild child} |
7 |
Resolve: {brown|white|blonde|grey|black|red} with Resolve: {brown|white|blonde|grey|black|red} spots |
poofball |
shockingly average |
Resolve: {insect??|breadbox|mediumish|bigish|pony sized|bear????} |
quite regal |
Resolve: {slobber monster|NERVOUS ENERGY} |
8 |
Resolve: {brown|white|blonde|grey|black|red} with Resolve: {brown|white|blonde|grey|black|red} patches |
various |
wolvian |
Resolve: {insect??|breadbox|mediumish|bigish|pony sized|bear????} |
ugly (but in a cute way) |
Resolve: {is not amused|(wait that's not a dog)} |
Dog Mongrel table (d8)
A random result will be collated from each column