Dog Mongrel table (d8)

A random result will be collated from each column

d8 COLOR COAT BODY SIZE CUTENESS OTHER

1

brown

medium hair

skinny thing

insect??

14 / 10

Resolve: {large paws|teensy paws}

2

white

wiry

beefcake

breadbox

the cutest

Resolve: {floofy tail|curly tail}

3

cream/blonde

long hair

pudgey buddy

mediumish

so pretty

Resolve: {Droopy ears|scrunched face}

4

grey

shaggy

ABSOLUTE UNIT

bigish

Oh wow! So cute

Resolve: {senior citizen|puppy!!!}

5

black

essentially a mop

all legs

pony sized

handsomest dog

Resolve: {as smart as a stick|ANGRY DOGGO GRR!}

6

red

VERY short hair

vestigial legs

bear????

A D O R A B L E

Resolve: {very well groomed|wild child}

7

Resolve: {brown|white|blonde|grey|black|red} with Resolve: {brown|white|blonde|grey|black|red} spots

poofball

shockingly average

Resolve: {insect??|breadbox|mediumish|bigish|pony sized|bear????}

quite regal

Resolve: {slobber monster|NERVOUS ENERGY}

8

Resolve: {brown|white|blonde|grey|black|red} with Resolve: {brown|white|blonde|grey|black|red} patches

various

wolvian

Resolve: {insect??|breadbox|mediumish|bigish|pony sized|bear????}

ugly (but in a cute way)

Resolve: {is not amused|(wait that's not a dog)}