d50 | Result |
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1 |
The local ruler is putting up exorbitant taxes in order to create a massive statue of himself |
2 |
The bastard son of the local baron is riling them up to retake the throne |
3 |
Tax collectors are assholes |
4 |
Someone's sister committed suicide and now people who besmirched her honor enough for her to fall into sorrow must die |
5 |
The people want democratic rule for themselves |
6 |
Occupying forces of a nearby liege lord aren't nice to the people in whose homes they are quartered |
7 |
The nobles are decadent and degenerate |
8 |
The nobles refuse to partake in any orgies or cult sacrifices what awful prudes |
9 |
The local priests of the church call for a spiritual ascension |
10 |
Smugglers are tired of having to avoid local officials and seek to plunge the area in chaos to smuggle their goods |
11 |
Those aren't peasants they are foreign military forces in disguise |
12 |
Those aren't peasants they are illusions conjured by a vile wizard |
13 |
Those aren't peasants they are actually nobles in disguise trying to see how the lesser folk live |
14 |
Wandering nobles have begun cutting down peasants in order to test out new swords |
15 |
Rich merchants refuse to pay weregilds |
16 |
Some asshole wizard ruined all the local Feng Shui |
17 |
Usury keeps many in poverty |
18 |
Some merchants have built a dam on the local river drying out all of the farmland |
19 |
A foul omen rises in the sky invoking the end of days |
20 |
New laws passed restricting the colors the peasants can wear |
21 |
New laws passed restricting the colors the peasants can look at |
22 |
New laws passed taxing reasonable things (land) |
23 |
New laws passed taxing unreasonable things (salt) |
24 |
New laws passed taxing incredibly unreasonable things (usage of sunlight by a man's plants) |
25 |
New laws passed cutting the beards off of men |
26 |
It hasn't rained in 3 months |
27 |
It has kept raining for 3 months |
28 |
It's a local tradition for the peasants to revolt. If the ruler cannot stop it they lose the mandate of heaven |
29 |
Famine ravages the land leaving many hungry |
30 |
Another noble is financing the rebellion so his rival can lose face in the royal court |
31 |
Bandits want to take over and rule the region and happen to be loved by the populace |
32 |
All the booze is gone and no-one can figure out how |
33 |
A local town elder has been lynched on rather flimsy circumstances |
34 |
A massive tragedy was actually fake and a wide conspiracy was kept to make people believe in it |
35 |
Repeating dreams that all of the peasants share tell them to revolt |
36 |
A massive bet between the peasants has gotten incredibly out of hand |
37 |
The pope has sent in copious amounts of church militants to ensure no one fornicates or even masturbates |
38 |
Ghosts of the deceased count beg them to kill his son so that he cannot plunge the county into despair |
39 |
War looms and the army has begun forcibly conscripting people into service |
40 |
The local nobility is secretly a monster |
41 |
A noble was killed by a small boy with a rock and now nobles have begun rounding up all the rocks because they are too powerful for the common man |
42 |
A local pie-maker is refusing to make anymore pies because his daughter's fiance chose the pies over rescuing his daughter from local bandits. Everyone loves his pies |
43 |
Many men have returned from war and now are bored |
44 |
Traveling Outlanders have done something terrible and are now hiding from the consequences of their actions |
45 |
Two local sports heroes have been sentenced to prison and now their fans are joing forces to riot |
46 |
A local tournament has been announced to see who is the strongest in the land and the first round is a massive free for all |
47 |
The local lawman is trying to make it illegal to make sweet love your cousin |
48 |
A wandering man spontaneously exploded and mass hysteria grips the people |
49 |
There is no rebellion. This is merely a ruse for people to request money and supplies |
50 |
A result of poor-breeding |