D47 Magical Pastries (d47)

d47 Result

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1. Faerie Fire Cupcake: This sweet dough with spicy icing grants the consumer 2 casts of faerie fire.

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2. Pudding of Protection: This thick pudding reminds the consumer of their most treasures memory, with their favorite food. Their mothers cooking, ale from their favorite tavern, or maybe a roast rabbit over a campfire. This pudding grants two spell slots to be used to cast Shield, Armor of Agathys (fire damage), or Mage Armor.

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3. Owlbear Burgers: Mr. Poppy's specialty. These burgers of an Owlbear flank grant advantage on perception checks for taste and smell. If you eat another burger, you can tell Mr. Poppy uses Produce Flame for his grill.

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4. Sneaky Sliders: These veggie sliders, topped with raspberry vinaigrette, are a favorite of Ms. Poppy. these grant the consumer a +1/+2/+3 bonus to stealth rolls.

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5. Moonlit Muffin: This treat is invisible, only translucent in moonlight. When you eat this muffin, your become invisible for 1 hour.

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6. Dancer's Danish: This cheese danish is enchanted with confidence magic, granting the wearer a +1/+2/+3 to their performance rolls for one day.

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7. Persuasion Pie: An apple pie with a shot of liquor. This gives you a +1/+2/+3 to persuasion rolls.

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8. Mysterious Cookie: Roll on the wild magic chart.

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9. Lifter's Lunch: This smoothie, with whatever "whey" is, berries, and yogurt, grants the wearer advantage on strength checks.

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10. Macho Muffin: This dry muffin is packed with granola and berries. The eater can perform an extra attack, a singular time. More powerful versions can be purchased.

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11. Goodberry Surprise: This fruitcake is inedible, but it may be broken open to reveal a d20 of good berries.

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12. Pup Cup: A cup of glittery whipped creme, sure to make any animals happy. If fed to a pet, mount, or beast, they recieve d10+3 temp hp.

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13. Hearty Muffin: This bland pastry gives the eater 1d12+3 temporary hp.

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14. Mushroom Jelly: Found in the Underdark, it glows in the dark with beautiful colors. Its affects depend on the mushrooms used. It is considered a sacred dish among myconoid communities. You grow 1d6 mushrooms along your arms, and may pluck and throw one as an action. Roll a 1d8 to determine the mushrooms effect. 1: You grow delicious chanterelle mushrooms, worth 1 silver each. 2: You grow poisonous mushrooms that, when Ingested, cause a CON save equal to your spellcasting modifier. These deal 1d12 poison damage, and none on a success. May be brewed into poison. 3: You grow toxic, bursting mushrooms that may be thrown at the ground to cause a burst of spores, causing a 10 foot radius to be filled with spores for one round. Any creature that enters the space or is in the space must make a CON save equal to your spell save DC or take 1d8 poison damage. 4: You grow mushrooms that seem to be glowing a bright yellow. If one is thrown against the ground, any creature that saw must make a CON save against your spell save DC, or be blinded for one round. A creature may avert their eyes if they see the attack coming, such as an ally. 5: You grow bulbous green mushrooms. These may be eaten to automatically stabilize one dying creature. 6: You grow, instead of mushrooms, a coating of spores. Whenever you take damage, you may use your reaction to blast these spores into the attackers face, causing a CON save against your spell save DC. On a fail, the attacker takes 1d8 necrotic damage. The number of times you can do this is equal to your number of mushrooms rolled. 7: You grow a number of small edible mushrooms. These restore 1 hp each. 8: Instead of growing a d6 of mushrooms, you grow one small mushroom, which jumps from your arm to the ground this baby myconid will follow you around and may even help with simple tasks. After 24 hours, it returns to being a normal mushroom and remains in the place it "died" it may come to life again on its birthday.

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15. Light Lolly: This flavored candy may be eaten in order to emit light from your mouth when its open. This lasts one hour

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16. Conjured Croissants: The magician/bakers in this town have used magic to distribute layers of air and butter into their croissants, and the end result is a croissant that's so light and flaky, that you can drop them and they'll gently float down. Actually, sometimes walking down the street you will sometimes see wayward croissants flying through the air, carried by the wind like a piece of newspaper. The croissants, of course, are not conjured. That's just good branding.

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17. Blurberry Muffin: A two bite berry muffin that looks a little fuzzy, because it’s ever so slightly out of focus. Consuming one will allow you to cast blur on yourself.

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18. Croissant of Communication:  Flaky, buttery croissant that casts comprehend languages on it’s eater.

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19. Pound Cake: A decadent, dense vanilla sponge cake that causes the eater to hulk out for one minute If they don’t already, you are proficient in unarmed strikes and they do 1d6 +str damage Advantage on STR checks and saves.

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20. Birthday Cake: A beautifully decorated layer cake with a single candle lit in it’s center. Make a wish and try to blow out the candle. Make a DC 27 CON check, and you are granted one wish a la wish spell.

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21. Will-o'-the-Crisps: Crunchy, spherical cookies that float slightly in the air and taste a lot spicier than they look like. They warm you up for 1d12 hours, which makes them useful in cold climates, but give you mild hallucinations as well, which makes them... a bit less useful.

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22. Bobba's Blueberry Muffins: Famously delicious muffins that taste so good they're considered addictive. Eating even one results in the skin color changing into a noticeably blueish hue for 1d6 hours, but no other side effects are known.

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23. Sweet Tooths: These chewy, sweet and savory cupcakes make the eater's front teeth grow 1d4 inches longer than usual. The effect last for 1d6 hours.

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24. Soul Anchor Bread: A loaf of chewy, heavy, and full body bread. It is so dense it keeps your soul from exiting your body even when being on death's door. Immunity to being possessed as your soul cannot move and aids for deaths saves roll for next 12 hours.

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25. Elven Moonbread: The Elven version of hardtack that only a master baker is able to make correctly. It is light and flaky but a bite from a square of it will last even a gluttonous orc or heavyset Halfling for a day's ration and stay good for years.

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26. Dwarven Beard Knot: It is a cinnamon and raisin bread that is mixed with hearty Dwarven stout instead of water and braided to the style of a dwarf's beard. The bread helps with constitution saves as a Dwarven rune kneaded in it slows the poisons, diseases, or toxins in your body for 12 hours.

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27. Ms. Poppy's Peculiar Popping Poppy Bagel: It looks like a normal bagel covered in poppy seeds, but, it holds a bit of power in its little frame that can not be undersold. On the first bite, an audible crackle is heard as the aroma around it feels your senses with bliss. It holds your worries and dread hostage as you enjoy your delight in the flavor and texture of this simple circle of dough until. (Calm nerves and immune to mental controls for 24 hours.)

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28. Bigger Better Buttery Scone: It is like a normal plain scone except better even when left in the bottom a rucksack for weeks on end. It stays fresh, moist, and delicious for around two months in a pack and gives a feeling of inspiration for 24 hours.

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29. Halfling Honey Ham Hunk Hog Herder's Pie: A good sided Shepard's pie that can feed two people made of choice vegetables, gravy, and handfuls of hunks of traditional Halfling honey ham served with pureed potatoes in a crunchy and flaky pie crust. For some reason, everyone who eats it feels a little bit more lucky. (All races except Halflings gain the Lucky feat for 48 hrs. Halflings gain advantage on saves for 24 hours).

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30. Angelic Artisan Alterating Apple Tart Pocket: A flaky crust that would make a devil pray, an apple filling that tastes of springs before the times of conflicts, a careful carved apple shape on its surface that shows its flavor and covered in glaze. (It makes paladins and clerics feel the presence of their god better for a week and helps evil or neutral characters seem good on a good check alignment rolls.)

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31. Devious Deliciously Dark Devil's Delight Cake: While the name makes one think the flavor will taste terrible, the reality is a tricky as a fiend angling for a sinister soul. It is sinfully good and feels better than most any mortal temptation. A holy man may pray for forgiveness but, most will unabashedly order more. (It turns alignments to appear down a level, so, good to neutral, neutral to evil as evil stays where it is. Must pass will save to not order more.)

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32. Mr. Poppy's Hogs in a Quilt: Upon eating this deliciously seasoned sausage wrapped in golden pastry you feel warm to the soul. You have resistance to cold damage for the duration of one hour. The savory snack also fills you with happiness. When attempting persuade someone amicably you have advantage on the check for the same duration.

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33. Easter Egg: This chocolate egg is filled with sweet cream. you get a temporary bonus to perception. Might be an advantage or a +X, depending on how well it was hidden.

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34. Raindrop Cake: Fragile clear jelly topped with roasted soybean flour and sugar syrup that grants water breathing for 1 hour after eaten.

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35. Mint and Chocolate Layered Cake: Both sweet and refreshing, it grants fire resistance for 12 hours.

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36. Mighty Muffins: These peanut and banana treats are packed with proteins! Gives you advantage on your next athletic roll.

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37. Mr. Poppy's Pepper Poppers: No one warned you these were salty AND so spicy! You get 1d4 extra damage on your attacks for 1 hour, but you get disadvantage on persuasion and stealth checks. If you're not used to spicy food, you'll also get half hp recovery on the next short rest.

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38. Tiramisu: This sweet, creamy and coffee-ish delight really gets you going! You get +5ft extra movement speed for 6 hours.

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39. Menacing Ciabatta: There's something menacing about this bread. Hard to swallow (CON save DC 15), you may as well just slap it to your face and be done with it. Gives you advantage on intimidation checks for 24 hours.

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40. Honeycomb Cake: The sweetness of the gooey, honey filling just makes your voice solo soft to listen to. Advantage on your next performance roll or an automatic Nat 20 if you're singing.

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41. Brandy Eclairs: These small puff pastries are filled with Brandy-flavored pastry cream. You're not sure if you're tipsy or you can somehow talk to animals while under the effects. (Its the second one).

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42. Flexuous Pretzel: A very chewy pretzel that is covered in salt and butter. When eaten any dexterity task that requires fine manipulation of the hand is at +3. When consumed a person notices their fingers become as flexible as dough, and able to bend in impossible ways. People that see this may react with fear or hate.

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43. Bloodied Blondies: A very ooey gooey white chocolate brownie that drips with red, but rest assured, this is merely strawberry jam. This grants the consumer the Blood Frenzy perk (grants them advantage on attack rolls if an enemy is bloody.

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44. Sticky Bon Bons: These extremely sticky bon bons are served on toothpicks, else they would stick to your hands! Though very chewy, there's no wonder why people come back for more. This grants you one cast of the spider climb spell.

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45. Swedish Sharks: This bag of gelatin candy in the shape of reef sharks grant up to four consumers a swim speed.

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46. Fireball Fudge Brownies: A set of brownies mottled with white chocolate that is infused with a hot cinnamon liquor. Provides the eater with a single casting of fireball per portion consumed.

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47. Rust Monster Braid: A braided doughnut in the shape of a rust monsters antenna that has hints of cinnamon and a metallic aftertaste. The entire bake is coated in a thick layer of fine brown powder that causes metal it contacts to rust. Consumers of this pastry can spew a small cloud of this brown powder in a small 5ft cone/line that has the effect of a rust monsters touch.