d10 | Result |
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1 |
Sliding doors slide apart too slowly. |
2 |
Water is freezing or scalding. We managed space travel, yet this eludes us. |
3 |
Pilot chair doesn't quite lean back enough. |
4 |
Out of premium flavor nutrimush, only regular flavor nutrimush left. |
5 |
Coffee maker pressurization system really cranky and unreliable. |
6 |
Air handler can't filter out that ... stench ... |
7 |
Last cargo shipment had an infestation of Facehuggers but they're for a diminutive species. They just kind of pounce onto your nose and hang off it until they're plucked away. |
8 |
New crew member won't stop making Cockpit jokes. |
9 |
Somebody turned on safe-mode on the ship computer, so it asks "are you sure you want to do X" all the time. |
10 |
Sleep regulatory system refuses to stop condescendingly ask about if your getting enough sleep until all persons are in bed. |