1

Meet and greet w/ incarnations of selves past and future

2

Found self waiting in seemingly infinite celestial queue

3

Soundless black pit of oblivion

4

Embodied in form of primitive sub-aqueous jelly

5

Just about to crack the Riddle of Steel

6

Having seen reality for the dream it is, one can never be the same

7

Arrived outside the door to cyclopean mead hall: access denied

8

Almost finished spelling out "Help!" on somebody's Ouija Board

9

Descended esophagus of the Earth Serpent before regurgitated

10

Assailed momentarily by the taunts and jeers of Elysian satyrs

11

Endured meaningless dialogue w/ mournful spirits in dreary cavern

12

Full tour of the planes of existence: Gygax was right!