1

Inquiry results in partial corporeal manifestation of deity for brief, terrifying in-person, finger-wagging rebuke, assurances that any further inquiry will trigger cosmic unpleasantness

2

Cleric issues scathing indictment of PC's dubious conduct, satirical praise for agent of dead PCs destruction, assembled clergy share damn good laugh at party's expense

3

The answer is no but offers services of promising acolyte as replacement for fallen PC (actually a hyper-competent secret operative with agenda no doubt at odds with that of adventurers)

4

Currently unable to provide resurrection but will pay handsomely for opportunity to probe dead PC's innards for divination purposes

5

Sorry, too busy serving actual devotees at the moment, party advised to seek alternate reanimation from jolly necromancer around the bend

6

Deity consulted, plea rejected on technicality, try again in 1d6 weeks, body must be preserved somehow

7

Stacks of paperwork required including full financial disclosure, please allow 1d6 days for processing, body may be stored beneath temple in refrigerated morgue for exorbitant usage charge

8

Revivification approved but on hold until completion of Pain-in-the-Ass Assignment (see subtable) in addition to standard fees

9

It's a go but due to trade embargo holy herbs and spices required for execution of miracle outrageously overpriced, itemized bill includes fees for candles, incense, ceremonial vestment cleaning, sacrificial animals (50% chance of Pain-in-the-Ass Assignment, see subtable)

10

Oh very well, but be warned: restored life subject to instant divine revocation without warning should individual violate strict, seemingly arbitrary moral code

11

Subject revived but must swear to wear gaudy insignia of deity, proselytize faith at every opportunity, conduct affairs public and private as paragon of deity's virtues

12

All fees waived but fine print of work order reveals deity now and forever in full possession of the revivified soul, player agency permanently diminished