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Florida Man tries to barbeque sex offenders at motel

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Florida Man Attacked During Selfie With Squirrel

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Florida man pulled gun on chief’s daughter who forgot cream cheese on his bagel

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Florida Man Arrested After Stolen Car Catapulted Into Home by Train

9-10

Florida man trapped in unlocked closet for two days

11-12

Florida man desperate for ride to Hooters calls 911

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Florida man busted feeding iguanas to alligator in jail zoo

15-16

Florida man arrested for trying to get alligator drunk

17-18

Florida man tries to evade arrest by cartwheeling away from cops

19-20

Florida man catches 18.9-foot Burmese python

21-22

Florida man buys Porsche with check printed from home computer

23-24

Florida man steals parrot from a pet store by putting the bird in his pocket

25-26

Florida man attacked a tow truck driver with a pair of nunchucks

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Cops called over 'woman screaming for help.' Turns out it was Florida man's pet parrot

29-30

Florida man adopts his 11-year-old grandson

31-32

Florida Man pretends to be prosecutor, tries to drop charges against himself

33-34

Meth fueled, mud covered, naked Florida Man shakes off two tasers, bites K-9 and fist fights officer then spits on another

35-36

Florida Man awoke last Tuesday to discover another Florida Man at the foot of his bed sucking on his toes

37-38

Florida Man’s fake resume said he was a war hero, MIT professor and Bitcoin millionaire with a top secret clearance. A Florida Company hired him.

39-40

Florida Man plans to stalk newly reopened beaches dressed as the Grim Reaper

41-42

Florida Man Bitten By Shark, Punched By Monkey (Twice), Stuck By Lightning, Bitten By Snake.

43-44

Florida Man Covers Himself in Ashes, Says He's a 400-Year-Old Indian, Crashes Stolen Car.

45-46

Florida Man on Bath Salts Head-Butts Car, Slaps Fire Chief.

47-48

Florida Man Under Extreme Stress Forgets How to Stand.

49-50

Florida Man Rips Hole in Store Ceiling, Steals More Than 70 Guns, Flees on 3-Wheel Bicycle.

51-52

Florida Man Believes Wrestling Event Is Haunted by the Ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage.

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Florida Man Who Had Year-Long Sexual Relationship With A Dolphin Claim The Animal “Seduced” Him.

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Florida Man Attempts To Rob Convenience Store Armed With A Finger.

57-58

Florida Man Stops Robbery By Smashing A Jar Of Ranch Dressing Onto Darth Vader Armed Robber.

59-60

Florida Man Attempts To Leave Store With Chainsaw Stuffed Down His Pants.

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Florida Man Bites Off Neighbor's Ear Because He Wouldn't Give Him A Cigarette.

63-64

Florida Man Claims Wife Was Kidnapped By Holograms.

65-66

Florida Man Steals $2 Million in Legos, Runs For Senate..

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Florida Man Arrested For Smoking Pot In Hospital Maternity Ward.

69-70

Florida Man High on Flakka Rams Car into Jail to 'Visit Friends'.

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Florida Man Attempts To Smoke Crack In ICU, Almost Burns Down Hospital.

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Florida Man Steals $4,000 Worth of Chicken and Ribs.

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Florida Man Appears to Vape His Friend's Ejaculate.

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Florida Man Drunkly Called 911 To Report His Wife Is A Black Widow Spider.

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Florida Man Sets Apartment Complex On Fire After Manager Told Him To Stop Masturbating In Front Of Windows.

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Florida Man Breaks Into Home, Steals Alcohol, Falls Asleep On Couch.

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Florida Man Steals Operating Table from Hospital.

85-86

Florida Man Dances on Top of Police Cruiser to Ward Off Vampires.

87-88

Florida Man Puts Dragon Lizard in His Mouth, Smacks People with It.

89-90

Florida Man Used Flamethrower to Settle Dispute

91-92

Florida Man Has Growing God Complex

93-94

Florida man steals crossbow by stuffing it down his pants

95-96

Florida man calls 911 after Playstation stops working

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Florida Man kidnaps 27 people and forces them to play Yahtzee for 36 hours

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Florida man scores big with Scratch-Off at 7-Eleven