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I once hit a medusa so hard in the face its eyes saw each other.

2

I once shouted the fire off of a burning orphanage.

3

I once killed 7 men in one stroke.

4

I once killed 7 flies in one stroke.

5

I once lived for a year in a barren desert solely off of juice which I squeezed from rocks.

6

I once killed a red dragon with fire.

7

I stole a kiss from a nymph in a hidden grotto, cold as the moon she was, but twice as lovely.

8

I once beat an ogre in an arm wrestle.

9

I punched an incoming arrow once. It went right through the eye of the archer.

10

Once had a dryad wanna inhabit my wood if'n ya know what I mean.

11

One time, I beat the mayor in an egg spoon race.

12

I once outdrank a clan of dwarves in a drinking contest.

13

I once caught a fish that was TTTTHHHHIIIIISSSSS BIG.

14

I got a free go at the land's most expensive brothel by pretending to be the king.

15

One time I seduced a god. That's why they weren't answering your prayers.

16

I once blew out a fire elemental with a belch.

17

I once drank an entire water elemental.

18

My shadow is actually a Shadow. It does what I want because it's scared of me.

19

Once I was bit by a wererat and it turned into me.

20

I once led an army of kobolds.

21

I've been to the 7th layer of the Abyss.

22

I once told a riddle so ingenious a Sphinx couldn't solve it. It killed itself out of shame.

23

I'm so good at handstands I can do them with two hands tied behind my back!

24

I once drowned a merfolk.

25

Grew a beard so rough it beat a mindflayer in a tentacle wrestling contest.

26

Found Vecna's liver and it's not done me any wrong since I got it in.

27

I once drank myself free from a bowl of watery death.

28

I once ambushed a mimic with my disguise.

29

I once threw a minotaur so far, he landed in a different kingdom.

30

I once cut off all of a hydra's heads at once.

31

I once seduced a succubus.

32

I once tricked a mimic with a fake adventurer.

33

I once beat an ettin in a staring contest.

34

Just last week, I ate 100 hard boiled eggs in an hour.

35

I once domesticated a displacer beast. Nasty things are impossible to keep track of, so I had to get rid of it.

36

I once defeated a clan of trolls while in the middle of a pie eating contest and still won.

37

I flexed so hard once that the vampire sucking my blood popped.

38

I once used all three wishes from a ring to get a nice mutton and lettuce sandwich where the mutton is extra lean.

39

I can dodge a Spear of Backbiting.

40

I once beat a Medusa in a staring contest!

41

Drizzt Do'Urden personally gifted me a panther cub to be my familiar.

42

I am the Raven Queen.

43

I once drank a decanter of endless water dry.

44

I once hit an owlbear SOOO hard, it turned into a bearowl.

45

I beat Asmodeus at dragon chess once.

46

I killed a man, with THIS THUMB.

47

Lightweight! I once drank a dragon under the table, I'll have you know!

48

I once wrestled a dragon out of the sky.

49

I once beat a Beholder in a game of I Spy.

50

I've had, like, 50 heart attacks, and I'm still standing!

51

I convinced a God to make a star for me, no you can't see it from here.

52

I calmed a raging barbarian

53

I once got a standing ovation from (a famous bard).

54

I convinced (a famous cleric or paladin) to follow me.

55

I put a suit of armor on a monk.

56

I spotted (a famous rogue) sneaking around the city.

57

I beat (a famous ranger or druid) at hide and seek in the woods.

58

I beat (a famous wizard or scholar) in a trivia competition.

59

I cracked a set of adamantine armor.

60

I drank everything out of an Alchemy Jug.

61

I exterminated a camp of ogres while wearing armor of vulnerability.

62

I found an arrow of me slaying, stabbed myself with it, and didn’t pass out from the pain.

63

I pulled myself out from inside a bag of devouring.

64

I beat out someone wearing boots of speed in a foot race.

65

I held a door closed through a Chime of Opening.

66

I saw someone wearing a cloak of invisibility.

67

I walked through the barrier from a Cube of Force.

68

I’ve killed enough dragons to create a a set of Dragon Scale Mail for each dragon type.

69

I hid from someone using a Gem of Seeing.

70

I bench-pressed an Immovable Rod.

71

I beat a Storm Giant in a wrestling match.

72

I won a barfight against someone who had just drank a Potion of Invulnerability.

73

I drank my weight in Potions of Poison.

74

I found a Robe of Useful Items and the only patch on it was me.

75

I opened something glued shut with Sovereign Glue.

76

I walked through a Sphere of Annihilation.

77

I found a luckstone carved in the image of me.

78

Someone used Detect Magic, and all it found was me.

79

I once converted a Mind Flayer to veganism.

80

I was almost the king' s brother/sister-in-law.

81

I just downed the spiciest burrito you ever did see. Until a couple seconds ago my mouth was still smoldering.

82

I once peed of a cliff and hit a bird three meters away from me.

83

You know that mine in the nearby mountains? I dug it. With a single punch.

84

I once kicked a shark so hard it exploded.

85

I once hit a Mind Flayer so hard its tentacles went in its mouth.

86

I went to a village in the far lands and drove the inhabitants insane.

87

I'm a celestial travel guide looking for a green starship.

88

I've danced with a devil in the pale moonlight.

89

I once killed 3 men with a quill.

90

Of course I know Undercommon! I-ay ept-slay ith-way er-yay other-may!

91

I put the man in manticore.

92

I can cast spells with no hands.

93

With my serenade, I once enthralled a siren.

94

I've visited the cloud district often, have you? Oh what am I saying.

95

A dwarf has no chance of out-drinking my liver

96

I once beat a demon so bad it begged an occultist to send him back.

97

I once painted a portrait so lifelike the buyer used it as a mirror.

98

I've hiked so many mountains that I know every mountain goat by name.

99

I once played the harp so well a deaf man started to dance.

100

I once built a chair so comfortable the buyer died of starvation before he was willing to get up.

101

I had a run-in with a cannibal tribe. They're all vegans now.

102

I turned a dire wolf into a lapdog.

103

I cooked a dish so spicy it made a dragon cry.

104

I once stopped a hurricane by shooting at it with a bow.

105

Dragons learned how to breathe fire from me.

106

I've made three volcanoes erupt prematurely.

107

I don't know where any of my bones are, I sold them all off years ago!

108

I have never slept...(falls asleep for 2 seconds)...I'm always awake.