Romantic Love Interests (d100)

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Was subsequently shared on r/d100.

d100 Result

1

A young farmer catches your eye but they are wary of your kind

2

A common rural tavern worker strikes your fancy but their creepy parent not pleased

3

A seasonal farm labourer who has traveled far invites you for a drink

4

A attractive youth invites you to a party but it is full of sleazy hipster flagellants

5

A attractive young shepherd is lonely and invites you to join them for a picnic

6

A youth who plays a instrument invites you to hear them play in the woods

7

A kindly attractive youth seems interested but has strict religious parents watching

8

A attractive youth keen to spend time with you but has d6+4 over protective siblings

9

A shy youth smiles sweetly at you bat has abusive cruel parental taskmaster

10

A striking youth finds you attractive but family are secret cultists wary of strangers

11

A cheerful youth invites you to tavern, they have a revolting life span reducing job

12

A handsome militia guard offers to show you a good time and keep you safe

13

A shy house servant keeps bumping into you while running errands

14

A cocky homeless youth selling stuff from a pushcart keeps making saucy comments

15

A hard working cook sends you tasty commoner treats and packed lunches

16

A hardy labourer whistles at you while working on building sites

17

A burly butchers lad sends you pig trotters and head cheeses of finest quality

18

A rat catchers apprentice avoids talking work but quite charming, probably not were rat

19

A junior scribe sends you poetry and has been drawing you from afar

20

A aprentice print maker sends you slightly flawed prints, studios main work is filthy porn

21

A shifty hooded youth has nice used goods for gifts, member of a bandit gang

22

A charming youth is a gang leader with a small army of street urchins

23

A well dressed commoner regales you with amazing stories actually in the beggars guild

24

A sharp tongued youth interested in you is actually a member of the assassins guild

25

A armed youth asks you about a past follower member of bounty hunters guild

26

A well to do suave bastard is actually a thief guild member and spy

27

A fancy dandy is actually a professional duelist who picks fights for a living

28

A young larrikin performs sleight of hand tricks and is of course a thieves guild member

29

A professional seducer and con artist decides to prey on adventurers for easy gold

30

A attractive prostitute develops a unprofessional attraction to the adventurer

31

A well dressed youth of a merchant house sends gifts of embodied handkerchiefs

32

A rakish youth of a merchant house invites you to a party in a private club

33

A noble you invites you to a inter family horse race which tends to end in a riot

34

A rascally youth of a good guild family invites you to a secret sewer pit fight

35

A mysterious foreign trader treats you like nobility but trades in slaves and drugs

36

A older but wealthy merchant clan head sends you gifts and letters

37

A older wealthy merchant seeks marriage for legal reasons mostly

38

Attractive youths of rival merchant houses compete for your hand till the bloody end

39

A grubby but welcome exporter of goats demands you marry them goes mad if refused

40

A creepy guild master offers you taste finest wine ladened with a love potion

41

A attractive knight declares love for you and demands a quest to prove their love

42

A weary old war hound seeks to retire with wealth and seeks a unconventional partner

43

A important officer seeks your hand but has covered up a terrible massacre

44

A important officer seeks your company but they love conflict and war

45

A old knight wants you to marry into his clan to improve the bloodline

46

A charming officer seems attracted to you but is actually a foreign agent

47

A wild frontier commander with a brutish gaze monitors likes you but is a werewolf

48

A charming and sophisticated knight admires you but is a member of a cult

49

A romantic knight tries to seduce you and declares you to be their one true love

50

A war weary knight invites you to their lonely keep on the moors

51

A attractive noble seeks your hand but his manor has corpses of last marriages hidden

52

A stunning noble likes you but their family are cursed and live in a haunted manor

53

A noble youth enjoys your company but family want them dead for the inheritance

54

A eccentric decadent youth craves company but wicked cultists seek to corrupt them

55

A noble youth likes you but family in sprawling manse are mad wizards

56

A noble youth finds you attractive and parents now want you dead

57

A noble youth invites you ta a fancy ball full of fancy snobs and local rulers

58

A noble youth invites you to a posh garden party as a novelty guest

59

A noble youth stabs someone hurling vile abuse at you defending your honour

60

A foreign ruler sends you exotic gifts and invitations to join them

61

A nun or monk has been admiring you and writing of your deeds, they might be tempted

62

A member of the clergy has become tempted by you despite the church not approving

63

A religious student is obligated to be celibate but has become sorely tempted

64

A druidic holy person invites you to cavort with supernatural sylvan festivities

65

A holy person invites you to perform public fertility ceremony on a high holy day

66

A corrupt old holy person seeks you to be their secret lover and sends you gifts

67

A holy person from a sect allowing marriage is interested in courting you

68

A paladin or holy warrior of a sect deems you a worthy partner with only a few changes

69

A cleric has renounced their holy vows to pursue you and will go crazy if rejected

70

A priest of a evil cult invites you to be their consort and engage in evil rites

71

A scruffy young apprentice has been following you about clutching their robes

72

A talented young apprentice has been studying you and has fallen madly in love

73

A sleazy young wizard has decided who to use their charm person spell on

74

A elderly wizard has decided you are their dream lover and will try to possess you

75

A wizard wants to buy a cube of your flesh for no particular reason, honestly

76

A wizard offers to grant your wish within their power for your hand

77

A wizard offers you potions and magic for you to be their lover

78

A wizard is going out with someone who looks just like you made with magic

79

A wizard has decided to kidnap you so you will learn to love them in a dungeon

80

A wizard promises to destroy your friends or a town if you don't marry them

81

A dwarf noble offers your parents iron ingot and weapons for a betrothal

82

A earthbound elf loves you and is banished from people for this forbidden love

83

A well of hobbit with a huge pleasure burrow offers you to be lover

84

A gnome offers you gems, gold and magic item to be live in lover

85

Attractive love interest is actually a doppelganger agent of evil

86

Passionate attractive love interest is actually a lycanthrope

87

A half orc declares you to be one true love but prone to furious rages if rejected

88

A beast person from the wilds is attracted to your scent and has been following you

89

A shape shifting dragon in human identity decides a dalliance with you would be fun

90

A humanoid king has fallen in love from afar with you will try gifts then kidnapping

91

Attractive love interest is a shape shifting spirit folk, kin to plants or mountain or river

92

Attractive love interest is a shape shifting spirit folk, kin to animals type

93

Attractive love interest is possessed by a spirit who fell in love with you and took a body

94

Attractive love interest is a a spirit who lives in a painting and exits to see you

95

A lich has seen you in his scrying pool and now wants to trick you into being their mate

96

A elemental abhuman from another dimension saw you through a portal and loves you

97

A half demon or devil changeling has decided you are their true love

98

An attractive elf from the other side offers you eternal life in elfland if you marry them

99

An angelic being or arkon or deva fall to earth for unholy love of a grubby mortal like you

100

A deity in disguise really wants to have way with you which always produces a baby