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Species of Fleas Found on the Dead Monster

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Random XP Rewards for Lazy GMs

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Powergamer/Munchkin Excuses for Why Your Shenanigans are "RAW"

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Number of Apostrophes in This Drow's Name

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Random Personal Effects Looted from Enemies that PCs Won't Give a Damn About

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10,000 Things Magical Crystals Can Do

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100 Ways People on the Internet Say You're Running Your Game Wrong

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42 Excuses to Explain How Your Favorite Villain Survived the Players Legitimately-but-Unexpectedly Killing Him

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50 Ways for the Badass NPC You have Leading the Players Around to Outshine Them

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36 Hard-to-accept Explanations for Why Bugbears, Gelatinous Cubes, Zombies, Drow, Giant Spiders, and War Sloths are All Living in the Same Dungeon

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Wandering Damage: Traps to Screw Your Players in Ways They are Practically Powerless to Prevent

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FTL: Scientific-sounding Ways to Explain Faster-than-Light Travel in Your Scifi Campaigns.

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Handwavium: Technobabble to Justify Crazy Future-Tech

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Medicroid: Pseudo-medical Explanations for Psychic Powers in Your Games

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Fun Things to Do With Dice in the Bedroom

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Random Pizza Allocation Table

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Creative Things to do With Those Useless Piles of Gold in 5e D&D.

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A Gneiss List of Useful Shist: 72 Different Types of Rock to Add to Your Campaign

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100,000+ Living Things for Your Players to Shoot and Stab!

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Massive (Unfinished) List of Unexpected Things Your Players Might Do

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20 Alternative Names for Roving Bands of Erratic, Fanatical Murderers

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Fantastic Explanations for How Double Weapons Work

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Very Short List of Reasons You Need a Cleric in Your Party Aside from Healing

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1,000,000+ Roles for Female NPCs in Your Campaign Beyond Bar Wench, Sex Object, and Damsel-in-Distress.

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100 Pretentious, Exclusionary, and Elitist Things You Can Do to Drive New Players Away from Your Table

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17 Random Ways to Disguise That Your Campaign is a Railroad

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Big List of Convoluted Mechanics to Add to Your RPG to Make It "Better"

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Passive-Aggressive Ways to Address Negative Player Behavior Instead of Talking to Them Like an Adult

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X-Men: Replace "X" With a Random Animal From This Table to Create an Original Foe!

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Exhaustive List of Clever Ways to Ruin Your Group's Game as a Player

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Secret Things Dwarves Can Do With/Hide In Their Beards

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10,000+ Better Ways to Spend Your Time Than Rolling on Random Tables

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Ways to Make Sure the Game is About What You Want as a GM Instead of What the Players Want

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Long List of Ways to Disguise That Your Campaign is a Railroad

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Obscure Inside Jokes and References From Past Campaigns and Editions

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Misogynistic Things to Do and Say at Your Table to Drive Women Out of Gaming

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Ostentatious, Overwrought Names for Common Places in Your World

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Simple List of Reasons Why All the Players' Enemies Always Fight to the Last Man

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Totally Obscure Riddles and Puzzles the Players Will Never Solve

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Random Justifications for Creating a Character That Sucks at Fighting in a Game Explicitly Designed for Tactical Combat

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Made Up Elven Names for Things Your Players Will Never Remember

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A (Short) List of Good Explanations for Why Max-Level Spellcasters Don't Rule Your Campaign World

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Random Wands Summoned By a Wand of Random Wand Summoning

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Random Liquids to Present to Your Players in Small Vials to See if They Will Drink Them

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Commercial Uses for Free Zombie Labor

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1,000+ Random Diary Entries to Read When the Players Want to Know What's in that Random Book You Had Them Find

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Secret Society of Food Cachers: Possible Ways Characters Somehow Huck Two Weeks of Food and Water Plus Full Combat Kit Through the Wilderness With Medieval Technology

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Random Encounter Table of Random Encounter Tables for Truly Random Encounters

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100 Odd Personality Traits to Adopt as a GM to Make Your Game More "Fun"

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Alternative Camps the Dark Lord's Minions Went Through Instead of Basic Training Camp

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Random Brothel Encounters

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Random Gated Community Encounters

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Random Places the Aliens Probed

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List of Valuable Treasures Too Big To Carry To Piss Off Your Players

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Random Greyhound Bus Encounters

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Big List of Curios Available in Shops That Most PCs Will Never Buy Since They Offer No Mechanical Advantage But One Player Will Obsess Over and Waste Forty Minutes Haggling Over

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Comprehensive List of Drugs Available in Your World That No One Will Never Buy/Use Since the Drawbacks Outweigh the Advantages (Just Like Real Life!)

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Reasons Why "Gamist" Games are the Best Type of Games and Simulationist/Narrativist Games Are Boring and Dumb

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Reasons Why "Simulationist" Games are the Best Type of Games and Games/Narrativist Games Are Unrealistic and Dumb

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Reasons Why "Narrativist" Games are the Best Type of Games and Games/Stimulationist Games Are Unsatisfying and Dumb

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Justifications for Why Your Character Should Get a Larger Share of the Loot

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The Dominant Chord in the Song Playing in the Background at the Bar/Ball/Festival