Listen up, ya gits! Dis 'ere Roll on "Klan or Freeboota?" wears Roll on "Colours"! We'z frum Roll on "Homeworld"! We'z gots a lejundary Ork too, 'e wuz a Roll on "Legendary Ork" wot managed ta' Roll on "Legendary Ork Deed"!
We'z got loads a' Roll on "Tactics" 'ere too, and when we foight we loike ta' Roll on "Fighting Style"
Da boyz 'ere are Roll on "Loyalty" too, an' we'z got speshul stuff loike Roll on "Special Stuff"
We'z all believe in Roll on "Beliefs" as well!
We'z got Roll on "Warband Size", an' dey're Roll on "Ork Size"!
We'z iz frends wif' Roll on "Allies", but we really 'ate Roll on "Enemies"!
Foinally, da bestest 'fing we'z eva' looted wuz Roll on "Best Loot"!
d10 | Result |
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1-6 |
Ork Klan |
7-10 |
buncha' Freebootas |
d100 | Result |
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1-16 |
red (da fastest colour) |
17-32 |
green (da Orkiest colour) |
33-47 |
black (da ded 'ardest colour) |
48-64 |
yellow (da flashiest colour) |
65-80 |
blue (da luckiest colour) |
81-96 |
brown (da most tradishunal colour) |
97-99 |
purple (da sneakiest colour) |
100 |
d100 | Result |
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1-20 |
all hot an' fulla' sand (Desert) |
21-40 |
got lots o' places (Mixed Terrain) |
41-60 |
all wet n' mucky-like (Swamp) |
61-70 |
proppa' zoggin' cold (Ice) |
71-75 |
got nuffin' ta breathe outside (airless) |
76-80 |
all fulla' holes n' tunnels (Cavernous) |
81-85 |
all fulla' da teef of Mork an' Gork (Mountainous) |
86-90 |
all fulla' water-like (Oceanic) |
91-95 |
all fulla' nuffin', which makes it great for krumpin' on (Plains) |
96-100 |
Got lotsa' cities fulla' Orks (Urban) |
d100 | Result |
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1-25 |
an old 'umie world (Hive World) where it's Roll on "Terrain" |
26-40 |
a fun world (Feral) where it's Roll on "Terrain" |
41-55 |
a REALLY fun world (Death World) where it's Roll on "Terrain" |
56-60 |
a world wif lotsa runtherdas and funguses (Agri-world) where it's Roll on "Terrain" |
61-64 |
a proppa' Ork world wif proppa' Ork cities where it's Roll on "Terrain" |
65-70 |
a Mek world fulla' gubbins, and da Meks wot put 'em togetha where it's Roll on "Terrain" |
71-75 |
a world fulla' them feral Orks (Feudal World) where it's Roll on "Terrain" |
76-85 |
a world dat wuz fulla' 'umie temples before we krumped 'em all (Shrine World) where it's Roll on "Terrain" |
86-90 |
a world loik them Mek worlds, but it was run by 'umies (Looted Forge World) where it's Roll on "Terrain" |
91-95 |
a world dat ain't dere no more, now we'z just out in space (Lost Homeworld) |
96-100 |
a world fulla' dem pointy-ears wot got dinosaurs (Exodite world) where it's Roll on "Terrain" |
d10 | Result |
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1-3 |
Warboss |
4-5 |
Kaptin |
6-7 |
Roll on "Legendary Ork - Boy" |
8-9 |
Roll on "Legendary Ork - Oddboy" |
10 |
Grot, if ya can believe it |
d10 | Result |
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1-3 |
Shoota |
4-7 |
Slugga |
8-10 |
Storm Boy |
d10 | Result |
---|---|
1-3 |
Mekboy |
4-5 |
Dok |
6-7 |
Weirdboy |
8-10 |
Kommando |
d100 | Result |
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1-25 |
krump loads o' 'umies |
26-50 |
krump loads o' dem spiky 'umies |
51-70 |
konker a buncha' dem punier Orks |
71-85 |
krump loads o' dem Roll on "Legendary Ork Deed - Eldar Type" |
86-90 |
go off krumpin' in ta da Warp, but 'es gonna be back real soon-like |
91-95 |
beat down a planet's worth o' dem weird kinda squigs (Tyranids) |
96-100 |
lead us inta' da bestest WAAAGH! we'z had in a long toime |
d10 | Result |
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1-5 |
pointy-'eads (Eldar) |
6-8 |
spiky pointy-'eads (Dark Eldar) |
9 |
pointy-'eads wot had dem dinosaurs (Exodites) |
10 |
pointy-'eads wot wif' da masks n' everyfing (Harlequins) |
d100 | Result |
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1-25 |
Sluggas an' Shootas (Basic Infantry) |
26-35 |
Speedfreakz n' Boar-Boyz (Cavalry) |
36-45 |
Runt-herdas n' Kommandos (Light Infantry) |
46-55 |
Skarboyz, 'Ardboyz n' Nobs (Heavy Infantry) |
56-70 |
Trukkboyz n' Tankbustaz (Mechanized Infantry) |
71-75 |
Stormboyz n' tellyportin' Megaboyz (Drop) |
76-80 |
Tanka boyz, Kans n' Dreds! (Armoured) |
81-85 |
Mek Gunz, Tankbustaz, Flash Gitz n' Lootas (Artillery) |
86-95 |
Mek Gunz, Stikkbommas n' Stompy 'fings! (Siege) |
96-99 |
Meganobz, Kans n' Dreds (Shock Troops) |
100 |
Tinboyz n' Cyborks (Abhuman) |
d10 | Result |
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1 |
foight real seerius-loike! (Drill & Discipline) |
2 |
let 'em try krumpin' us before we show 'em how ta' get krumped! (Counter) |
3 |
krump 'em gitz before dey even notice us! (Stealth Warfare) |
4 |
krump 'em gitz all speedy-loike! (Lightning Strike) |
5 |
make us sum pitz and krump da gitz wot get in 'em! (Trench Warfare) |
6 |
krump 'em up wif' our Choppas n' our Klaws! (Close Combat) |
7 |
krump 'em up wif' DAKKA, DAKKA an' even more DAKKA! (Ranged Combat) |
8 |
krump 'em up so 'ard, dere kidz iz gonna feel it! ...If dey got kidz. (Shock & Awe) |
9 |
krump 'em, den sneak away and krump 'em again somewheres else! (Guerilla Warfare) |
10 |
come roight inta' dere 'omes an' 'ouses ta krump 'em! (Hive/Urban Warfare) |
d10 | Result |
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1-3 |
all happy-loike n' loyal |
4-6 |
good enuff lads wot don't whine n' follow wot I tellz 'em |
7-8 |
sorta loyal, we'z 'ad ups n' downs n' all dat |
9-10 |
a buncha sneaky gitz wot're probably finkin' a' krumpin' me one o' deez dayz |
d100 | Result |
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1-10 |
dem tradishunal 'fings, wot loike our old bosses used ta' use! (Traditional Weapons) |
11-20 |
more trophies den da regular Ork! |
21-30 |
dem' yoonike Shootaz n' Choppaz! (Special Weapon Patterns) |
31-40 |
real funny-lookin' bikez! (Exotic Mounts) |
41-50 |
sum rare-lookin' big dakka! (Rare Heavy Weapons) |
51-60 |
Dakka n' Choppaz wot's all blue 'n lucky! (Blessed Weapons) |
61-70 |
lots o' Bioniks n' ovva' gubbins! (Augmeted Troops) |
71-80 |
funny vehikkles! (Special Vehicles) |
81-90 |
da way we'z foight is speshul! (Preferred Fighting Style) |
91-100 |
kustom Shootaz n' Choppaz! (Modified Weapons) |
d10 | Result |
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1-2 |
Gork, so we'z loike ta hit 'em whetha dey's lookin' or not |
3-4 |
Mork, so we'z loike ta hit 'em if dey 'avent seen us, an' even if dey 'ave |
5-6 |
Mork and Gork, so we'z iz brutally kunnin' and kunninly' brutal |
7-8 |
nuffin' much really, we'z too inta' krumpin' gitz ta care too much about who we'z krumpin 'em for |
9 |
da same gitz dat dem spiky 'umies follow, dat blood git wot wants all o' da skullz |
10 |
da secretest of da Ork gods... Bork |
d10 | Result |
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1 |
not too many boyz |
2 |
just a few odd boyz 'ere an' dere |
3-4 |
a buncha boyz for krumpin' wif, even if we don't got dat many |
5-7 |
enuff boyz ta have a proppa' WAAAGH! wif |
8-9 |
more boyz 'den you can shake a Squig at |
10 |
too many boyz, if dere's such 'fing |
d10 | Result |
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1 |
sorta puny, dey'd be lucky ta krump one a' dem blue gitz |
2 |
not dat big, but dey get da job dun and da gitz krumped |
3-7 |
roight n' proppa' Ork-sized |
8-9 |
pretty zoggin' big, as big as da average Nob |
10 |
proppa' zoggin' 'uge, loike da size a' dem 'umie's dreds |
d100 | Result |
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1 |
dem real weird-loike Squigs (Chaos Daemons) |
2-25 |
anovva Ork klan |
26-50 |
dem pointy-eared talkie gitz (Eldar) |
51-70 |
dem squigs wot eat everyfing (Tyranids) |
71-80 |
dem 'umiez (An Imperium faction) |
81-85 |
dem spiky-lookin' 'umiez (Chaos Followers) |
86-90 |
dem pointy-ears wot wif da spikes n' all dat (Dark Eldar) |
91-95 |
dem blue gitz wot use dat weird Dakka (Tau) |
96-99 |
dem dead 'ard shooty skeleton gitz (Necrons) |
100 |
sumfing we don't even know wot it iz |
d100 | Result |
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1-25 |
dem ovva Orks wot're really a buncha gitz |
26-50 |
dem pointy-eared pansyboyz (Eldar) |
51-70 |
dem sharp-lookin' squigs wot're always 'ungry (Tyranids) |
71-80 |
dem puny lil' 'umies (Imperium) |
81-85 |
dem puny lil' spiky 'umies (Chaos Followers) |
86-90 |
dem pointy-ears wif all da spikes too (Dark Eldar) |
91-94 |
dem puny blue gitz wot wif all da dakka (Tau) |
95-98 |
dem dead-lookin' shooty skeleton boiz (Necrons) |
99 |
dem weird squigs wot come from outta da void (Chaos Daemons) |
100 |
dem 'fings dat... we'z don't even no wot dey iz |
d100 | Result |
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1-50 |
...ackshully, we'z didn't loot nuffin' much yet |
51-55 |
one o' dem 'umie stompa 'fings (Titan) dat we Roll on "Wot ya did wif' it" |
56-60 |
one o' dem spiky 'umie stompa 'fings (Chaos Titan) dat we Roll on "Wot ya did wif' it" |
61-65 |
one o' dem pointy-ear gitz stompa 'fings (Wraithknights) dat we Roll on "Wot ya did wif' it" |
66-70 |
one o' dem spiky pointy-ear gitz 'Payne Enjins' or sumfin' (Pain Engine) dat we Roll on "Wot ya did wif' it" |
71-75 |
a buncha teef frum summa' dem big squig 'fings (Tyranids) dat we Roll on "Wot ya did wif' it" |
76-80 |
one a' dem floatin' pyramids dem skelly-gitz use (Necron Monolith) dat we Roll on "Wot ya did wif' it" |
81-85 |
anuvva Warboss's Gargant dat we Roll on "Wot ya did wif' it" |
86-97 |
a buncha' dem blue gitz'z funny-lookin' Kans (Crisis Suits) dat we Roll on "Wot ya did wif' it" |
98 |
A whole buncha gitz wut isn't even Orks, dat we Roll on "Wot ya did wif' em" |
99 |
a buncha skullz n' blood n' stuff dat we Roll on "Wot ya did wif' it" |
100 |
Roll on "Best Loot", n' Roll on "Best Loot" too! We Roll on "Wot ya did wif' it" |
d10 | Result |
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1-3 |
took 'em ta pieces ta use for ovva stuff |
4-5 |
went krumpin' wif 'til it 'sploded |
6-8 |
went krumpin' wif 'till some sneaky gitz stole it |
9 |
made a buncha big piles wif it |
10 |
made it Orkier, an' now da Warboss uses it when he's krumpin' |
d10 | Result |
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1-3 |
ate |
4-5 |
got ta do work for us |
6-8 |
fed ta th' squigs |
9 |
dunno wot happened ta' dem, last we saw da Meks took 'em and did somefin' weird to 'em |
10 |
made 'em Orkier, an' now da Warboss leads 'em inta battle |