1

When I see something valuable, I can't think about anything but how to steal it.

2

When faced with a choice between money and my friends, I usually choose the money.

3

If there's a plan, I'll forget it. If I don't forget it, I'll ignore it.

4

I have a "tell" that reveals when I'm lying.

5

I turn tail and run when things look bad.

6

An innocent person is in prison for a crime I committed. I'm okay with that.

7

I keep a running list in my head of everyone's weaknesses as I see them, just in case.

8

Everyone has a price for which they will compromise everything they stand for. Mine can be measured in gold.

9

I'm not the sharpest knife in the back, but I don't know this.

10

I can't resist taking in strays and I know I'm going to get a hard look the next time I show up with another cat in my arms.

11

If I sneeze, it must mean I'm dying.

12

I can't resist a gamble.