3

You’re a fucking weirdo. You stumble over your words, always say the wrong thing, and litter your conversation with insults, insinuations, and backhanded complements. You find it almost impossible to make friends and most people loathe you. Skip the Relationships roll as you have none, ya mook!

4-5

Folks find you unlikeable and unpleasant, a fucking chore to be around. You might be whiny, self-absorbed, irritating, or a pedantic asshole.

6-8

You’re never really comfortable around other people. You tend to clam up and let the others do the talking. You might open up around people you like and trust or not. Fucking introvert.

9-12

You get along with other people about as well as anyone else does. You’re not particularly outgoing but you’re not all quiet and reserved either.

13-15

You’re outgoing, friendly, and personable. You find it easy to make friends and people like you. Fucking extrovert.

16-17

You usually find yourself at the center of everything. Your personality is such that everyone wants to talk to you, get to know you, and hear what you have to say. You have charisma.

18

Holy fuck! Everyone loves you and people who don’t really fucking hate you. You’re the most popular person around and everyone knows you, wants to be like you, and wants to be your friend. Those who don’t really want to kill you. Watch out, friend.

3

You have no real friends. People are objects. Use them and discard them.

4-5

You can’t have more than one close friend at a time.

6-8

You have a few close friends. Everyone else is just someone you know.

9-12

You know people, have several friends, including a few close relationships.

13-15

You have lots of friends. Your connections are important to you and you make a lot of effort to maintain your relationships.

16-17

You have numerous friends and most of them are important to you.

18

You’re everyone’s friend. You just love people even if they don’t love you.

3

You are crazy. You see and talk to people who aren’t there, do inexplicable things, and generally make everyone around you really nervous.

4-5

You’re unstable. You have delusions, depression, anxiety, and a whole host of other fun mental maladies.

6-8

You’re a little unstable. You’d benefit from some meds.

9-12

You’re more or less stable. In another time and place, you’d probably benefit from a therapist.

13-15

You’re pretty stable. You have few illusions and do what needs doing.

16-17

You’re really stable. You know how to roll with the punches.

18

You’re so fucking stable, you’re probably insane. Nothing gets to you. Nothing affects you.

1

You want to be famous.

2

You want to be rich.

3

You want to live up to your potential.

4

You want to be safe.

5

You want to love and be loved.

6

You want to redeem yourself for bad shit you did.

7

You want revenge against your enemies.

8

You want pleasure in all its forms.

9

You want to suffer.

10

You want to be feared.

11

You want to die in a way that gives your life meaning.

12

You want to live.

13

You want something weird.

14

You want everything to go back to being normal.

15

You want to know all the shit you can know.

16

You want to disappear.

17

You want power, lots of power.

18

You want the freedom to do whatever you want.

19

You want luxury, lots of luxury.

20

You want to watch the world burn.

1

You don’t want others to think badly of you.

2

You don’t want to fail.

3

You don’t want to die.

4

You don’t want to be alone.

5

You don’t want to lose what you have.

6

You don’t want to be forgotten.

7

You don’t want the world to burn.

8

You don’t want any responsibilities.

9

You’re afraid of pain.

10

You don’t want to be pinned down.

11

You’re afraid of uncertainty.

12

You’re afraid of mutation and disease.

13

You’re afraid of doing the wrong thing.

14

You’re afraid of violence.

15

You’re afraid of the hatred you feel.

16

You don’t want the world to go back to the way it was.

17

You don’t want trouble.

18

You don’t want uncertainty.

19

You’re afraid of going crazy and losing control.

20

You afraid of something weird. Make it up!

3

You’re a piece of shit. Your word is worthless. You’ve never kept a promise and you have no plans to start anytime soon.

4-5

Question authority! You’re free and do what you want. Fuck the rules and anyone who thinks they can boss you around.

6-8

You might keep your promises, but you might break them too. You look after what best serves you.

9-12

You try to do what you say you will do, but you don’t always succeed.

13-15

You keep your word for the most part and feel shame and frustration when you can’t.

16-17

Everyone has gone insane! The world has become chaos incarnate. The only way to salvage it is through strong leadership and commitment to order.

18

Your word is your life. If you break a promise, you go to incredible lengths to make it right. Nothing is worse than not following through.

3

Among the worst of the worst, you have unspeakable desires and vile impulses that you act on whenever you can. No act is too gruesome, no craving too nasty for you not to indulge yourself. You are the embodiment of evil.

4-5

You are selfish and petty. You never think twice about hurting others if it means getting ahead.

6-8

You do what you feel you must. A pragmatist, the end always justifies the means.

9-12

You’re neither good nor evil. You look after yourself and sometimes make sacrifices for people close to you.

13-15

You know the difference between good and evil. Sometimes you slip and do something wrong, but you make amends when you can.

16-17

You strive to make the world a better place and readily sacrifice to help others. You’re selfless in your dealings and most people find you good and wholesome.

18

Innocent, you have never had an evil thought and you have always striven to be good and upstanding in all your dealings with others. When you encounter evil, you fight it and you try to help those who have suffered as a result.