d20 | Result |
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1 |
is wide and leering. |
2 |
is generous and sensual. |
3 |
is filled with rotting teeth. |
4 |
looks likes two wet worms. |
5 |
is filled with sharp pointed teeth. |
6 |
is ragged. |
7 |
is far too small. |
8 |
is absent and you eat by forcing food into your nose. |
9 |
looks like a small O. |
10 |
has 1d6 teeth. |
11 |
has a long, black tongue. |
12 |
smells real bad. |
13 |
is wrinkled and puckered, like an anus. |
14 |
has a forked tongue. |
15 |
has an unusual position on your head. |
16 |
enjoys the company of another mouth somewhere on your head. |
17 |
looks like a duck’s bill. |
18 |
leaks slime. |
19 |
has tiny hands instead of teeth. |
20 |
has no teeth. |