Fantasy Candy (d81)

Sweets from a Fantasy Candy Store

A list of sweets that one would find in a sweet shop in a world of myth and magic, everything from the mundane to the magical!

This is a combination of two collaborative efforts by the r/d100 community. The original posts can be found here and here.

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Dragon breath pops: Lollipops that contain a potion in their center. The potion allows the imbiber to breath a cute, harmless version of a dragon's breath weapon for the next ten minutes. There's a flavor for each of the five main chromatic and metallic dragons.

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Buzz-Bees: Bee shaped pieces of honey candy. Causes a mild buzzing sensation in the consumers mouth for a minute.

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Sweet rolls: So good, people are just as likely to steal them as to buy them.

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Lion's Lemondrops: Pieces of extremely sour candy in the shape of a Lion's head. Putting the entire piece in your mouth will remind you of happier times.

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Fire Beetle Fudge: a sweet fudge that is spiced with ground up Fire Beetle carapace. A sweet burn that lasts for a long time.

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Shocking suckers: yellow lemon flavored lollipops. At a random time while licking it, it sends an electric charge through the body causing any body hair to stick straight up for a short time. NB: Cannot be used as an AED

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Loving licorice: a wonderful tasting red licorice (think Twizzlers) that contains an extremely mild love potion. You fall slightly in love with the first person you see for 1 minute. It makes you feel like you have a crush.

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Pineapple Python Pops: a pineapple flavored ice pop that forces upon you a silly walk while eating it.

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Blueberry Bombs: small blueberry flavored hard candies that exploded while in a persons mouth into pop rocks. Cannot damage the person. They will expel smoke from their mouth after the explosion.

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A seed that grows into a full one use tea set: This tea set appears to be made of flowers. The pot holds enough water for each person to have two cup fulls. The cups are edible as is the pot. They taste like tea biscuits. The seed grows in 1 hr and has tea ready once the main flower on the pot blooms. (The cups look like the cup Willy Wonka drank from in the first sweet room in the Gene Wilder version of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)

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Never Ending Bland Balls: Tasteless, these balls also neutralize all other flavors when places in the mouth. May help overcome sickness.

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Liquor'ice: A black, salty candy that gets the one who eats it quite drunk.

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Icy Fresh Breath Mints: candy in the shape of a snow flake that leaves an extremely cold feeling in the mouth. If you breath on a small pool of liquid, you can make it freeze. You won't burn your mouth on anything

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Fobbles of the Feast: A candy with a soft exterior, and a small, hard pill inside of it. As soon as this pill comes in contact with your body heat, it starts playing festive tunes, emanating from wherever in your body it is currently located. Effect lasts for about 6-10 hours probably, or until it looses contact with your internal body.

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Flaming Cherry: A small, transparent red ball of hard candy that appears to have a small fire inside of it. It is very sweet until the center is reached, upon which it turns sour-- but still pleasant, if you can handle it.

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Ogre Coins: Nasty looking, dark green coins that, when you remove the foil, are actually made of crunchy peanut butter. The inside is dripping with Nutella.

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Starlickers: Small star-shaped candy that is placed on the tongue. Once it dissolves, the consumer gets a burst of energy, and feels similar to drinking an energy drink (..or, say, licking a star).

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Zesto Karamela: a candy that not only tastes sweet but also provides the consumer with pleasant sounds in their ears

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Chromatic Chocolate: Sweet milk chocolate in a bar that uses a special iridescent salt for flavor, and leaves the consumer's teeth in a state of changing iridescent colors that give off a dim light.

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One Pound Cake: A large pound cake that is as big as a person -can be larger- but through a magical baking process only weighs a single pound.

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Orc Balls: Green hard candy that tastes minty and salty...

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Umber Sticks: Chewy rigid sticks of brown licorice that have an earthy mushroom taste sweetened with honey. If umber hulks are near you can sense them.

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Kobold Kuties: Just like atomic fireballs but each one has a grinning Kobold face painted on it. Take 1 fire damage if you fail a CON saving throw.

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Wizzard Wobbles: The tiny spark of magic in these gummy stars makes you walk all wobbly and fall over like you are dizzy for 30 seconds. They taste like berry sushi.

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Giant Toes: Deep fried garlic in a chili lime powder. Each one has a drop of stone giant potion in it. Strength +1 for 5 minutes if you eat a couple. Eat more than three at a time and vomit them up for no effect.

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Mead Suckers: Originally designed by healers to help those with alcoholism get the flavour of ale without the drunkenness. Now a sweet shop classic.

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Pine Vines: Thin strips of pine branch for you to chew and release that piney flavour. Love them or hate them. Also a great accompaniment to your cup of forest tea.

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BumbleCrunch: Bees encased in honey. Suck on these until you get to the crunchy centre.

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Foamstools: Chewy marshmallow mushrooms. Pack may contain traces of Shrieker.

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Pondgoos: Ever looked at frogspawn and thought ‘mmmmm’? No neither have I but then again I’m not a hag.

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Gravel Gum: tastes like rocks, but gives you stone like skin for the next minute. Popular with dwarves and giants.

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Manticore Malt: a spiky and delicious chocolaty drink sporting manticore quills. May spit the quills as a ranged attack after drinking (treat as a thrown dagger attack).

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Eye of Newgat: White chocolate molded and colored to look like a newt's eye. Has a delicious nougat center.

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Pepper bombs: Hard candies flavored with sweet peppers. Comes in the following varieties: Firecracker (mild), Grenade (moderate), Powder Keg (hot), Balor's Death Throes (an open declaration of war on your intestinal tract. DC15 Constitution check after one hour or be nauseated and in pain for 1d4 hours.)

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Slaad Salad: a mixed fruit salad with a disturbing variety of colors (red blue green grey and black). Causes minor frog like features to temporarily appear for an hour.

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Prima Lux: A very expensive hard candy made only for those of fiendish or celestial heritage. To the former, it's sweet, spicy, and slightly sour, like a guilty pleasure. To the latter, it's sweet, savory, and just a hint of bitterness, like a nostalgic memory. To everyone else, it's overwhelmingly spicy, bitter, and sour.

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Monster-Mallows: An assortment of bite size marshmallow confections shaped like monsters. If you eat them in one bite, you can roar like the monster it was for a few minutes.

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Cattail Pops: A sweet, catnip flavored lollipop that’s incredibly popular among Tabaxi. To everyone else, it tastes horribly bitter and way too spicy to eat but to a Tabaxi it tastes very sweet yet slightly spicy and maybe a tad bitter. Those who eat it tend to have mild, harmless hallucinations for a few seconds that often include shifting psychedelic colors. You must make a Wisdom save to not hallucinate.

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Magica Magica: These fluffy marshmallows covered in a crunchy passion fruit and dulce de leche shell constantly shift through all of the colors of the rainbow. On the inside, they have a few delicious passion fruit seeds scattered throughout the light, fluffy marshmallow center. Anyone who eats one can create mild, but colorful smoke based illusions.

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Beard Moss: A small, green, dense cotton candy-like fluffy ball that tastes like a mixture of apple and pear. When you eat the candy, it gives you a 2 inch beard of your natural hair color and type for 3 hours, after which it crumbles away. Every candy eaten adds 2 inches of length to the beard.

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Elemental fireballs: Small red round candy rumored to open a tiny gate to the elemental plane of fire in your mouth creating an intense burning sensation. Really, its just a spicy, flavored gobstopper with a triple dose of cinnamon.

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Elemental Iceballs: Small blue round candies that are rumored to open a tiny gate to an elemental ice place, creating an intense cooling sensation. It's actually just a gobstopper with a triple dose of mint.

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Maple-Glazed Bacon: For those that can't decide between sweet or savory, or for those that are obsessed with bacon.

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Choco-Butter Cups: An enterprising gnome confectioner had the brilliant idea of mixing peanut butter with chocolate, so he made a chocolate cup with a creamy peanut butter center.

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Chacko-Butar Kuupz: An enterprising gnome confectioner had the brilliant idea of mixing peanut butter with chocolate... this is a cheap goblin knock-off of it. Not only is it a misshapen lump, the chocolate is actually colored wax, and you do NOT want to know what they used in place of peanut butter.

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Moon-Mochi: A rice-based treat that was thought to be invented by a rabbit creature from the moon. Rice pounded into a sweet fluffy dough, these treats are sometimes sprinkled with sugar. A great deed lead to a series of events that pushed this rabbit to produce these treats for all eternity. This is of course just a replication... Unless....

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Rock Candy Ropes: Dwarven sugar crystals on a string. Eating the full string grants the eater the benefits of the Stoneskin spell.

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CaricaTreats: Molded jelly candies in the shape of body parts, which will goofily inflate the eater's corresponding feature for Roll 2d10+2 minutes. Body part that inflates are the Resolve: {ears|eyes|nose|front teeth|eyebrows/mustache|chin|mouth|lips}.

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Bomb-Bons: Gnomish hard candy spheres filled with a sweet-sour strawberry syrup, shaped like explosives. Sucking on the candy slowly releases the filling at a manageable rate for most children. Biting the candy, however, produces the sounds of a small detonation easily heard by any within 10 feet radius of the eater, and causes a ringing in the eater's ears for the next 1d4 days.

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Beatrice's Baffling Batwings: Molded marzipan miniature bat wings airbrushed deep purple. Eating them reduces the eater's speech to shrill squeaking for 1d8+1 minutes.

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**Sidwop's Sugar Staves: These glossy sugar canes, hand painted to resemble wooden quarterstaffs, come in four flavors: Wizard Watermelon, Monk Mint, Druid Dill, and Lich Licorice.

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Pixie Dust: Eating this sachet of dyed sugar crystals alters the eater's hair color randomly Resolve: {Electric blue|Acid green|Magenta|Yellow|Lilac|Teal|Orange-Red|Violet|Silver|Indigo}.

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Hagwarts: These candy-coated chocolate nibs are colored shades of green, brown, and gray, and are filled with pearls of walnut-, almond-, and hazelnut-flavored creams.

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Hardset Honey Gems: These crystals of hardened honey are cut to resemble faceted gemstones. They are popular, simple, and widely available, but they are known best for the carved wooden shield tokens that come wrapped with each one, which are collected in sets for the noble crests and knightly coats-of-arms on them. Kids play a game with the shields.

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Dragon Eye Lollipops: Unlike other lollipops, it is soft and has a sweet taste. It looks like an eyeball. Rumored to be a caramelised dragon's eye. That cannot be true... right?

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Hilarity Hearts: When digested makes everything hilarious. For the very serious.

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Laxarice Stars: Causes volcanic diarrhea. For your enemies.

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Candy corn: Nothing special about it, just somehow exists in a fantasy world as well.

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Sweet spellbook: a spellbook with a page about every different spell known to a particular class (eg cleric, bard) every page can be torn out and tastes different.

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Everlasting Gobstoppers: Bertie Botts every flavor beans.

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Catnap Cookies: Puts the user to sleep for 1d6x10 minutes, but gives them a feline characteristic for Roll 1d6 hours after waking up. This can be physical, like ears/claws/a tail, or behavioral like a craving for fish.

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Warmgum: A cinnamon-flavored chewing gum that gives the consumer resistance to cold damage as long as they chew it, up to one hour.

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Wyrmgum: A licorice-flavored chewing gum that gives the consumer wings (and ability to fly) for as long they chew it, up to one hour.

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Dragonpops: A lollipop that, when bitten into, lets the consumer use the breath weapon corresponding to the lollipop's color (red lollipop=red dragon breath weapon, single use). If the lollipop is just sucked, it's a normal lollipop, but has a stronger flavor as you get closer to the center.

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Wintermint Wands: peppermint sticks with 6 layered stripes. Each layer is enchanted to gently shoot a snowball at a target. Very popular on hot summer days.

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Kings Candy Pipe: A toy pipe full of imitation halfling weed that when sucked through makes a whirring noise and the air tastes of candied jam. After sucking through the pipe the user can blow bubbles of varying sizes. Who can blow the biggest bubble?

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Pinklum: a hard ball of glittering sugar. Sucking on one briefly causes you to levitate, and the longer one sucks the higher one levitates.

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Kolain Drop: amber sugar spun into a shape like the outline of a teardrop (though an edgy person might claim they look like candy nooses) and coated in dark chocolate. Licking a Kolain makes it harder to concentrate on sad memories for a short while, but finishing a whole drop while focusing on a specific memory accentuates the positive emotions of that memory and makes it easier to deal with the associated negative emotions

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Jaja Ball: a tiny ball of sugar, about the size of a playing marble, filled with a spicy gum. Jaja balls coat the insides of one's mouth with a softly glowing residue. Shaking and then throwing one hard enough to crack it creates a burst of sound and color like a small firecracker going off.

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Ionucake: a pocket-sized pastry made with honey, butter, cornbread, a secret local ingredient, and sometimes brie or yam. Each crumb is packed with flavor, but this isn't for the locals - it's for their livestock! Pigs that are infrequently fed ionucake grow to huge proportions but also become more docile. Other animals may be susceptible as well.

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Leopard Strips: a chewy strip of suman, thinly coated with caramel and drops of a rich black substance. Eating one quickens metabolism, sharpens attention, and makes the consumer blurry.

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Pisketine: otherwise known as the "storyteller's dessert", chewing on this savory, thick oblong candy lets one vividly recall and recount experiences from long ago like they just happened yesterday.

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Foul or Fairs: A party treat often shared between groups of kids. Contains a number of small candies made to resemble colorful beans. Most are sweet treats, however at least one of them taste exceedingly sour.

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Pinkleaf syrup: Syrup made from the sap of a tree with pink leaves that grow only in the feywild. It has a reddish brown colour, and tastes sweet and slightly sour. Eating it makes your mouth numb for a few minutes, and it has bactericidal properties

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Cloud candy: A treat made from solidified clouds. It looks like cotton candy, but tastes like very airy snow cones. If you take too long to eat it, it may float away like a balloon as the water goes from solid form straight back to gas!

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Genevieve's: Candy accidentaly synthesized by the gnomish alchemist Genevieve Boghopper. They're big lumpy balls that rapidly change colors, each representing a different flavor, until they come into contact with saliva. Trying to put it in your mouth at the right moment to get your favourite flavor is a challenge and a fun game.

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Swamp eyes: Fruit from a bush native to swamps dipped in stylized caramel to make them look like eyeballs. The caramel is sweet, but the fruit itself has a dry flavor. But this treat isn't for children! Even if it has no alcohol, eating too many of these will make you drunk!

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Shock poppers: small amber rock candies the size of pebbles, these sweets will occasionally become quite sour, all the while tingling your mouth with static electricity. If you open your mouth, people around you can hear the rumble of thunder, as if from a very great distance.

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Gumwings: an enchanted confection that looks like a butterfly made of syrup. A sweet taste that you can savor long after eating, but quite sticky.

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Lum Nest: advertised as a parental aid to teach children patience, these pastel colored nests produce small candy shelled chocolate eggs that look like those of the Lum bird. However, the nests only make eggs when they aren't being watched.

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Gnomish Party Bangs: more entertainment than treat, these brightly colored cylinders with a pull ring at either end still find their way into confectioner shops. If you pull the rings, there is a noise and some confetti (usually edible) which is more impressive the more enthusiastic you are when you pull them. But when two people each pull a ring, there is instead a small magical firework whose smoke is actually a very light spun sugar. Afterwards, the rings become suckers.