Things scrawled, stapled, or beautifully painted onto the hull while at port (d10)

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d10 Result

1

Strange, occult markings. Scrawled diagrams, the names of many demons, supplications, all hastily etched. (50% chance prank, 50% crew member has picked up occult beliefs while onshore, doesn't want to be mocked)

2

A child's drawings, possibly a goodbye letter to a parent among the crew, or the remnants of games played by dockside orphans

3

Surprisingly aggressive advertisement for the local high school's next musical, "Beauty and the Space Beast"

4

Teeth and fangs on the front (like old Earth bomber planes)

5

The mathematical equation for black holes, and something added to it, apparently.

6

Everything is covered in a black soot except for the outlines of the previous crew.

7

Your ship has a huge number 33 and several like sized sponsor stickers all over the hull.

8

Words in flowing script read "Ceci n'est pas un vaisseau interstellaire"

9

A large, psychedelic mural of a wizard flying across the surface of the sun

10

The King James Bible