3

just a kid for Pete’s sake. Despite your few years, you  have seen enough to know how to look after yourself.  Reduce your Size to 1/2.

4-5

a teenager, not quite an adult, but old enough to no longer be considered a kid. At this age, you know everything. Or at least you think you do, enough to be dangerous to yourself.

6-8

a young adult, old enough by US standards to vote and, perhaps, drink legally, but young enough to believe you’re immortal, which still makes you dangerous to yourself.

9-14

an adult. You’re old enough to know better, but young enough to avoid the aches and pains and horror that comes from growing old.

15-16

getting on in years. Somehow, you’ve managed to live long enough to get a few gray hairs, a couple of wrinkles, and the aches and pains that come with advancing years.

17

old. You have no idea how it happened, but time caught up with you and has worn you down until natural causes have started making themselves known. And boy, does that suck.

18

goddamned ancient. You remember the world as it was before the Catastrophes and you look on the Wasteland with horror. You can’t believe you’ve lived this long, but you’re making the most of it for the time you have left. You know your time is near—make the best of it, you old piece o’ shit.

3

a goddamned monster. Revolting doesn’t quite do you justice when it comes to describing how you look. People become nervous around you, often look away, and generally avoid your company just in case their necks throw up too.

4-5

ugly. You have a collection of physical features that puts people off. People tend to avoid you.

6-8

not much to look at. Something’s off with you that makes you unappealing.

9-12

normal. You’re just as dirty, scarred, and foul-smelling as anyone else.

13-15

a looker. Something about you grabs the eye: having all your teeth, an oddly symmetrical face, or a shapely body free from weird bulges.

16-17

hot. Clearly no one told you that being covered in shit and filth is the new black these days.

18

smokin’ hot. People become flustered in your presence and resentful if you reject them. That you are this attractive makes no sense at all—it’s like everyone having straight white teeth in Braveheart. Oh well. Next table, please.

3

really short. Reduce your Size to 1/2.

4-5

short.

6-8

a little shorter than average.

9-12

of average height.

13-15

a little taller than average.

16-17

tall.

18

really tall.

3

gaunt, practically skeletal

4-5

skinny

6-8

slender

9-12

about average

13-15

bulky

16-17

heavy

18

corpulent